We asked for 100 names for Disney's next animated full length feature, and we're happy, if not somewhat unnerved, to present the list here.||
100 REJECTED DISNEY ANIMATED FILM TITLES|
1. Mickey's Miserable Marijuana Movie
2. Herpes-The Love Bug!
3. The Little Spermaid and the Happy Semen
4. The Hunchbacked Mermaid
5. Monica and Bill's Excellent Adventures
6. Tepee the Lonely Indian
-Lothar of the Hill People-
7. The Little Barmaid
8. Rumpled Foreskin
9. Breast Enhancement Beauty and The Well Endowed Beast
10. Lewinsky and the Beast
11. The Adventures of Tommy The Roadkill Raccoon
12. 101 69er's
13. Pornocchio (it's not his nose that grows.)
15. Snow White and the 7 Glue-Sniffers
-Dominius "The next Speilberg" Mookpiloh-
-Captain Pyro & Whyteshadow-
18. Operation Dumbo Sucks
19. Walt Disney and the Seven Rich Disney Executives
20. The Joy of Sex
21. Pinocchio Strikes Back: With a Vengeance
22. Buxom Singing Anorexic Whore Seduces Buff Personality-Lacking Hunk with the Help of Two Wise-Cracking, Demographically Friendly Critters of Some Sort While Allowing Us to Hype an Amazing Amount of Crappy Merchandise Part XXXIV
23. Another Awful Movie Turned Into One Gigantic Song
24. Hercules vs. the Southern Baptists -or- Mickey says "Gay is OK!"
25. Ezekial and the 4 Foot Creamsicle (A feature length cartoon about the Aztecs)
26. Smegma-The Happy Bodily Secretion
27. Da Goof : A Spike Lee joint
28. Minnie Does Dallas
-Smiley (That's Mr Smiley to you!) & d_d_d_ave-
29. Daisy Does Dallas
30. Dumbo Does Dallas
31. Snow White and Cinderella Do Dallas
32. The Communist Manifesto (animated)
33. 101 Skinned Cats!
34. 101 Bloody Carcasses
35.The Lady and the Pimp
36. Roadkill in Wonderland.
37. Esmeralda: Axe Murderer
40. The Physically Challenged Guy of Notre Dame
41. Honey I Blew Up the Oven
-Fran of the Clan-
42. 101 Rabid Dalmatians Meet the Little Mermaid Who Has Gone Bad and is Overly Fishy Smelling
43. The Black Stallion, Homey
44. A Good Guy and the Evil Dude
45. Little Mermaid Meets Hercules
46. Cinderella Starts a Gay Rights Parade
47. Timmy the Disgruntled Postal Worker
-Jamey "Crisis" Powell-
48. Showgirls 2
49. Subliminal Message Boy!
50. The Little Engine That Thought He Could
51. The Smiling Babbling Freaks From the Planet Nybzon!
52. Nine Months Later: The Not-So-Little Mermaid
53. Chinchilla: the Pseudo Politically Correct Talking Animal
54. Beauty & the Mule
55. The Teenager's Wrist Who Could
57. Technical Technologies
58. Jack and the Golden Waterspout
-Matt "The Senior" Hare-
59. Jack the Ripper
60. Forget the movie, let's all just stay home.
61. Donkey Skin - a fairy tale about a girl who is forced by her evil step-mom to slaughter her father's pet donkey, and wear the skin, until she's discovered by a prince, and they all sing about happy endings and eternal love, until you are forced to run away screaming from the theater.
-Wicked Wench of the West-
62. That's Got To Hurt: The Story of Donald Duck's Constant Pain and Humiliation (have you ever noticed that?) <-That isn't part of the title, neither is this.
64. The Little Boy With The Magical Device
65. Rambo and the Tribe of Amazon Lesbians.
66. Snow White Part Deux - Revenge of the Stepmother from Hell.
67. The Holocaust
68. Cinderella and Her Dirty Uncle Tony: "Don't Tell Anyone Where I Touched You, It Will Be Our Little Secret."
69. I'm seeing a mix between "Lady and the Tramp" and "Beauty and the Beast." I think the result would be something like "The Beast and the Tramp". Now there's quality entertainment!!!
-The Happy Dragon-
70. Snow White and the 14 Well Hung Studs Who Turn Out to be Gay Anyway.
-Sploink The Barbarian-
71. Jack Off on the Beanstalk
72. Les Crazy Misables' Adventure in the Silly Sewers
-Zen (Ninja Nurpler) Render-
73. The Little Ferret That Could
74. An adaptation of "Anna Karenina" - Animated, Yum.
75. Beauty and the Bill
-I plead the fifth-
76. The Honest Little Lawyer
77. Death of a Salesmouse
78. Corny, Corny Makes Me Horny
79. Bastard! The story of how the Disney Company is able to make money hand over fist.
-Not a chance Lance-
80. Smacking Below the Belt: An Animated Biography of Bill Clinton
81. Satan Meets the Cuddley Monkey
82. Bambi Does Cold Turkey
-yeh like I would tell ya-
83. Aladdin & his trip to the Harem
84. The Mouse That Gnawed at Eisner's Testicles
85. How about "elvis shortliver falls in a bucket of piss, runs away and hides under a rock?"
86. "SAVE YO CONFEDERATE MONEY BOY'S CAUSE THE SOUTH'S GONNA RISE AGAIN" A HEART WARMING AND THOUGHT PROVOKING DRAMA SET IN THE POST APOCALYPTIC SOUTH AFTER THE CRASH OF THE WORLD ECONOMY DUE TO THE Y2K MILLENNIUMMILLENNIUM BUG LEADING TO THE SECOND CIVIL WAR AND THE EVENTUAL VICTORY OF THE CONFEDERATE STATES OF AMERICA.
-Cousin "It ain't over till the fat gal hollers" Ernie-
87. Sexual Healing
88. South Side Book
-The Man With a Toaster-
89. The Pencil Sharpener in my Brain
90. Sleeping Onion
91. Go Screw A Gopher: The Bill Clinton Story
-The Lord High Underling-
92. The Land of the Naked Chicks From Asia
93. Maalox and You: A True Story
-Big Bang Hank-
94. Aladdin and the attempt to milk even more money out of the populous than has ever been attempted by a single series of cartoons!
95. Alice in a Crack House
96. Spanky and the RAMEN noodles
97. Spank me like Walt did
-Can't tell...might be bad!!-
98. Bloody Raunchy Cheerleader Killers from Jupiter
99. Walt Disney's SouthPark
-Oh my God, Walt Disney killed Kenny-
100. Walt Disney's "What's the point of naming it... your kids'll bug you into going anyway.... bwa ha ha ha... we control the universe!!!!"
-First M. Last-
THE ONES THAT JUST MISSED
Raincoats on Sunny Days: Memoirs of a Hooker
-um, we'd better leave that off...-
My Girl Spanky: Brightest Darned Onion on the Planet.
Revision of Steamboat Willie Starring Bill Clinton
Spanky's day at the beach.
Bonko and the Homicidal Krazy Klowns
Little Billy G. And His Adventures in Cashola-Ville
Honey We Blew-Up the Fleas
Hilardy Clinton is "Sharon Peters"
The Bug's life
How Walt Disney Brainwashed the Entire World
Spanky and Sparky, a musical. Or how about, Spanky saves the world!!!
@@@the Wonderful Tatum@@
Kartman's fat ass adventure
OnionWorld-Sparky Spice, Spanky Spice, Cranky Spice, Happy Spice and Dinky Spice do a Full Length Concert Together
Spanky and Sparky- Those Fun Lovin' Onions
Flubber, the Shaggy Dog, and Alien XIII
What should Clinton do about Monica Lewinsky
SICKO *evil laugh*
It's about hewey, dewey,louie and they meet a ninja. then they save the world. 3 ducks and a ninja
Name That Texture
Tim Bob and His 5 Cousins
Robb must die!
How many people can we get to pay to watch the same movie while the same characters sing the same tired songs?
Sex Ed. Week at The School of the Naked Munkies.
The Wonders of Kaopectate
Wild Bill and His Adventures in the big White House