We asked for 100 names for Disney's next animated full length feature, and we're happy, if not somewhat unnerved, to present the list here.

100 REJECTED DISNEY ANIMATED FILM TITLES

1. Mickey's Miserable Marijuana Movie -robo- 2. Herpes-The Love Bug! -<<Ogre>>- 3. The Little Spermaid and the Happy Semen -Malissa- 4. The Hunchbacked Mermaid -anonymous- 5. Monica and Bill's Excellent Adventures -holli :-)- 6. Tepee the Lonely Indian -Lothar of the Hill People- 7. The Little Barmaid -Miles- 8. Rumpled Foreskin -Fish- 9. Breast Enhancement Beauty and The Well Endowed Beast -Jason- 10. Lewinsky and the Beast -CombsCouple- 11. The Adventures of Tommy The Roadkill Raccoon -Jon- 12. 101 69er's -KeeblerMessiahMan- 13. Pornocchio (it's not his nose that grows.) -Jadie- 14. Orgasmia! -anonymous- 15. Snow White and the 7 Glue-Sniffers -Dominius "The next Speilberg" Mookpiloh- 16. Cinderumplestiltskin -Dominius Mookpiloh- 17. Auschwitz -Captain Pyro & Whyteshadow- 18. Operation Dumbo Sucks -DFRESH- 19. Walt Disney and the Seven Rich Disney Executives -Matt Lee- 20. The Joy of Sex -FrEaK- 21. Pinocchio Strikes Back: With a Vengeance -Mr Slush- 22. Buxom Singing Anorexic Whore Seduces Buff Personality-Lacking Hunk with the Help of Two Wise-Cracking, Demographically Friendly Critters of Some Sort While Allowing Us to Hype an Amazing Amount of Crappy Merchandise Part XXXIV -me- 23. Another Awful Movie Turned Into One Gigantic Song -anonymous- 24. Hercules vs. the Southern Baptists -or- Mickey says "Gay is OK!" -Unanimous visitor- 25. Ezekial and the 4 Foot Creamsicle (A feature length cartoon about the Aztecs) -P.W.A.- 26. Smegma-The Happy Bodily Secretion -Ogre- 27. Da Goof : A Spike Lee joint -Loopus- 28. Minnie Does Dallas -Smiley (That's Mr Smiley to you!) & d_d_d_ave- 29. Daisy Does Dallas -witchywoman- 30. Dumbo Does Dallas -Hey you- 31. Snow White and Cinderella Do Dallas -tim wilson- 32. The Communist Manifesto (animated) -anonymous- 33. 101 Skinned Cats! -Qathi- 34. 101 Bloody Carcasses -Dominius Mookpiloh- 35.The Lady and the Pimp -Telefunky- 36. Roadkill in Wonderland. -Pablo- 37. Esmeralda: Axe Murderer -Monica Lewinski- 38. Pokerhontas -Nathaniel Titus- 39. Duckanic -Ram- 40. The Physically Challenged Guy of Notre Dame -Mike- 41. Honey I Blew Up the Oven -Fran of the Clan- 42. 101 Rabid Dalmatians Meet the Little Mermaid Who Has Gone Bad and is Overly Fishy Smelling -Sarah C.- 43. The Black Stallion, Homey -Blardony- 44. A Good Guy and the Evil Dude -teach- 45. Little Mermaid Meets Hercules -Bop- 46. Cinderella Starts a Gay Rights Parade -commandolando- 47. Timmy the Disgruntled Postal Worker -Jamey "Crisis" Powell- 48. Showgirls 2 -Jimmy Rae- 49. Subliminal Message Boy! -The Man- 50. The Little Engine That Thought He Could -jeep- 51. The Smiling Babbling Freaks From the Planet Nybzon! -Amanda- 52. Nine Months Later: The Not-So-Little Mermaid -Jason- 53. Chinchilla: the Pseudo Politically Correct Talking Animal -beardor- 54. Beauty & the Mule -Dominius Mookpiloh- 55. The Teenager's Wrist Who Could -PRODiGY- 56. Stinkerella -Freak-of-Nature- 57. Technical Technologies -susieQ- 58. Jack and the Golden Waterspout -Matt "The Senior" Hare- 59. Jack the Ripper -Mr. Fizzles- 60. Forget the movie, let's all just stay home. -anonymous- 61. Donkey Skin - a fairy tale about a girl who is forced by her evil step-mom to slaughter her father's pet donkey, and wear the skin, until she's discovered by a prince, and they all sing about happy endings and eternal love, until you are forced to run away screaming from the theater. -Wicked Wench of the West- 62. That's Got To Hurt: The Story of Donald Duck's Constant Pain and Humiliation (have you ever noticed that?) <-That isn't part of the title, neither is this. -anonymous- 63. PocaOnion -Metria- 64. The Little Boy With The Magical Device -pollux- 65. Rambo and the Tribe of Amazon Lesbians. -Meli- 66. Snow White Part Deux - Revenge of the Stepmother from Hell. -AG- 67. The Holocaust -Nasty- 68. Cinderella and Her Dirty Uncle Tony: "Don't Tell Anyone Where I Touched You, It Will Be Our Little Secret." -anonymous- 69. I'm seeing a mix between "Lady and the Tramp" and "Beauty and the Beast." I think the result would be something like "The Beast and the Tramp". Now there's quality entertainment!!! -The Happy Dragon- 70. Snow White and the 14 Well Hung Studs Who Turn Out to be Gay Anyway. -Sploink The Barbarian- 71. Jack Off on the Beanstalk -Tart- 72. Les Crazy Misables' Adventure in the Silly Sewers -Zen (Ninja Nurpler) Render- 73. The Little Ferret That Could -Drum God- 74. An adaptation of "Anna Karenina" - Animated, Yum. -abby- 75. Beauty and the Bill -I plead the fifth- 76. The Honest Little Lawyer -Doug Bennett- 77. Death of a Salesmouse -Debster- 78. Corny, Corny Makes Me Horny -MaDLaLa- 79. Bastard! The story of how the Disney Company is able to make money hand over fist. -Not a chance Lance- 80. Smacking Below the Belt: An Animated Biography of Bill Clinton -The Edge- 81. Satan Meets the Cuddley Monkey -Katie (Kateswimm@aol.com)- 82. Bambi Does Cold Turkey -yeh like I would tell ya- 83. Aladdin & his trip to the Harem -Jon- 84. The Mouse That Gnawed at Eisner's Testicles -Mario Cantin- 85. How about "elvis shortliver falls in a bucket of piss, runs away and hides under a rock?" -elvis shortliver- 86. "SAVE YO CONFEDERATE MONEY BOY'S CAUSE THE SOUTH'S GONNA RISE AGAIN" A HEART WARMING AND THOUGHT PROVOKING DRAMA SET IN THE POST APOCALYPTIC SOUTH AFTER THE CRASH OF THE WORLD ECONOMY DUE TO THE Y2K MILLENNIUMMILLENNIUM BUG LEADING TO THE SECOND CIVIL WAR AND THE EVENTUAL VICTORY OF THE CONFEDERATE STATES OF AMERICA. -Cousin "It ain't over till the fat gal hollers" Ernie- 87. Sexual Healing -Jimmy Rae- 88. South Side Book -The Man With a Toaster- 89. The Pencil Sharpener in my Brain -Chip- 90. Sleeping Onion -Dominius Mookpiloh- 91. Go Screw A Gopher: The Bill Clinton Story -The Lord High Underling- 92. The Land of the Naked Chicks From Asia -loooser- 93. Maalox and You: A True Story -Big Bang Hank- 94. Aladdin and the attempt to milk even more money out of the populous than has ever been attempted by a single series of cartoons! -Suicider- 95. Alice in a Crack House -Winger- 96. Spanky and the RAMEN noodles -Lame- 97. Spank me like Walt did -Can't tell...might be bad!!- 98. Bloody Raunchy Cheerleader Killers from Jupiter -The Dude- 99. Walt Disney's SouthPark -Oh my God, Walt Disney killed Kenny- 100. Walt Disney's "What's the point of naming it... your kids'll bug you into going anyway.... bwa ha ha ha... we control the universe!!!!" -First M. Last- THE ONES THAT JUST MISSED Raincoats on Sunny Days: Memoirs of a Hooker -um, we'd better leave that off...- My Girl Spanky: Brightest Darned Onion on the Planet. -Blonde- Revision of Steamboat Willie Starring Bill Clinton -KeeblerMessiahMan- Spanky's day at the beach. -Angel Eroh- Bonko and the Homicidal Krazy Klowns -Bonko- Little Billy G. And His Adventures in Cashola-Ville -Suomynona- Missy Mess -Cookie- Duh!! -Annie Mouse- Honey We Blew-Up the Fleas -Lynda- Hilardy Clinton is "Sharon Peters" -Spam- The Bug's life -mine- How Walt Disney Brainwashed the Entire World -Sarah- Madeline Albright -Ernie Keebler- Spanky and Sparky, a musical. Or how about, Spanky saves the world!!! @@@the Wonderful Tatum@@ Kartman's fat ass adventure -Vanessa- OnionWorld-Sparky Spice, Spanky Spice, Cranky Spice, Happy Spice and Dinky Spice do a Full Length Concert Together -Jimmy Rae- Spanky and Sparky- Those Fun Lovin' Onions -Tommy Rae- Flubber, the Shaggy Dog, and Alien XIII -Jimmy- What should Clinton do about Monica Lewinsky -Bee- SICKO *evil laugh* -Mandy- It's about hewey, dewey,louie and they meet a ninja. then they save the world. 3 ducks and a ninja -anonymous- Name That Texture -Succa- Tim Bob and His 5 Cousins -Mr. Fizzles- Robb must die! -aryn- How many people can we get to pay to watch the same movie while the same characters sing the same tired songs? -KingFan- Ow! -The Lamer- Sex Ed. Week at The School of the Naked Munkies. -Funky Munky- The Wonders of Kaopectate -WhooHooGaBong Willy- Wild Bill and His Adventures in the big White House -Colleen-