Great! Actually, I'm referring to your hair, you're doing lousy on the test. Question #5 Wired magazine calls the Useless pages... A. A Beaten-to-death joke B. Just Plain Weird C. A Waste of electrons D. A very useful site E. A Legendary Link F. One of the 12 Best Wastes of Time G. A Collection of frivolity H. Utterly brilliant J. The ultimate compendium of pages that begs the question: "Good God, WHO CARES?"

Spanky says "If you put ten packages of "Pop Rocks" into your mouth, your head will explode."