Poll Results Archive: #23
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-JANUARY 98-
Results: 68% access this website at work or school: Surprising? I think not. The recent "Are you accessing this page at work?" poll has concluded and the results are in. Out of 255 votes, only 80 people indicated that they visit our site from the comfort of their own home. Spanky and I spent all day Sunday going over the want ads looking for just this type of job, and couldn't find a single thing. What kind of a degree do you need anyway?


Results: "Toyota Bastard" most popular car name:
If you were in the market for a new car, which name would most likely catch your imagination? "Toyota Bastard" was the clear winner with 29% of the votes, followed by "Honda Swirly" 22%, "Nissan Deathtrap" 18%, "Plymouth Wiener" 10% "Isuzu Rapmaster" 9%, " Buick Pork Rind" 8%, and pulling up the rear, "Dodge Boil" with only 5%. If "The Bastard" ever goes into production we can only wonder what the hood ornament will look like. Clearly it would be the most fatherless vehicle in it's class.


Results: What's the best use for an imaginary friend? "Somebody to blame for tripping you when there's nothing there." was the over all winner in this category, beating second place: "someone to blame stuff on" by almost 10%. It's obvious that voters decided that an imaginary friend can replace the old "tripping when there's nothing there" standby of simply blurting out: "Did you see that?"




The final December/January 98 poll numbers.

First Question:
If you were in the market for a new car, which of these would most likely catch your imagination?
Question courtesy of *Jason*
73 said: Toyota Bastard
57 said: Honda Swirly
47 said: Nissan Deathtrap
25 said: Plymouth Wiener
23 said: Isuzu Rapmaster
20 said: Buick Pork Rind
12 said: Dodge Boil


Second Question:
What's the best use for an imaginary friend?
Question courtesy of *Mr. Fizzles*
87 said: Somebody to blame for tripping you when there's nothing there.
66 said: To blame stuff on.
50 said: So when you go blind from... you know...you'll have somebody to guide you around.
31 said: Somebody to pick on, and make you feel superior.
22 said: To keep you company.


Deep Question:
Are you accessing this page at work?
80 said: No.
78 said: I'm really not sure where the hell I am but I haven't done anything for hours, so I must be at work.
47 said: I'm at school potato head.
29 said: Hey, what if I'm working at home?
21 said:Yes.





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