It's wacky, it's wonderful, it's old. Welcome to the poll results archive!
Results: Most people envy Marge Simpson's hair. The recent "If you could have anyone's hair, who's would it be?" poll is over and the results are in: Head and shoulders above the others was "Marge Simpson" with 26% of the votes, second place was Albert Einstein with a hefty 25%, virtually blowing the toupee off the rest of the pack, Fabio 11%, George Clooney 11%, Jennifer Annisett 11%, Don King 9%, and poor Dolly Parton at the bottom with a paltry 7%. This only goes to show that SuperCuts was right, you *don't* have to spend a lot of money!
Results: "Awesome" voted in as number one way to spell "cool." Nearly 40% of the votes came in for Awesome in the recent "What's the coolest way to spell cool?" poll. We should also mention that there were a couple of write-ins for "Quoole" and "Quoul" but we won't. See the complete numbers below.
Results: If there was an eighth dwarf, what would his name be? Little known to the general public, Disney has already begun work on the sequel to "Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs" tentatively titled "SWII 3D, Return Of The Witch, This Time It's Personal". Here are some of our favorite 8th dwarf names that visitors have suggested.
Most Popular Suggestions:
Horny (with about 16 votes)
Spanky (with 12)
Sparky & Spanky's Favorites:
Bulk-Toid, Master of his Underpants
The Dwarf Formerly Known as Jumpy (Decafineated Coffee)
Sparnky(a combination of Sparky & Spanky)
Potentially most popular with the other dwarves:
Actually, it's a her, and she's Slutty
Dwarves the others will most likely pick on:
Dwarf the other dwarves will probably avoid:
Dwarves that will probably serve a little jail time:
Screwy the happy-go-lucky crackfiend
Names Disney could actually use:
Most likely to kill the other dwarves:
The "Voters with delusions of grandeur" section:
Jean-Christophe LeFruit XVIII
Jamjars (seeing you screwed it up before)
H. Ross Perot
Dummy (sorry that's Lemont Sanford's name)
Fred The Stick Figure. (darn, I've blown my cover now, haven't I?)
Real possibilities for the new movie:
"Angry" -- he'd be the small burly guy with lots of guns n' stuff.
Jumpy - he's the one getting jumpy when Snow White disappears..
Death, destroyer of worlds
The name it takes a couple of seconds to understand:
Sparky and Spanky's submissions:
The final November/December 97 poll numbers.