 It's wacky, it's wonderful, it's old. Welcome to the poll results archive!  -DECEMBER 97- Results: Most people envy Marge Simpson's hair. The recent "If you could have anyone's hair, who's would it be?" poll is over and the results are in: Head and shoulders above the others was "Marge Simpson" with 26% of the votes, second place was Albert Einstein with a hefty 25%, virtually blowing the toupee off the rest of the pack, Fabio 11%, George Clooney 11%, Jennifer Annisett 11%, Don King 9%, and poor Dolly Parton at the bottom with a paltry 7%. This only goes to show that SuperCuts was right, you *don't* have to spend a lot of money! Results: "Awesome" voted in as number one way to spell "cool." Nearly 40% of the votes came in for Awesome in the recent "What's the coolest way to spell cool?" poll. We should also mention that there were a couple of write-ins for "Quoole" and "Quoul" but we won't. See the complete numbers below. Results: If there was an eighth dwarf, what would his name be? Little known to the general public, Disney has already begun work on the sequel to "Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs" tentatively titled "SWII 3D, Return Of The Witch, This Time It's Personal". Here are some of our favorite 8th dwarf names that visitors have suggested. Most Popular Suggestions: Horny (with about 16 votes) Spanky (with 12) Sparky (8) Stinky (7) Stumpy (4) Sexy (4) Sparky & Spanky's Favorites: Drooley Clumsy Bulk-Toid, Master of his Underpants The Dwarf Formerly Known as Jumpy (Decafineated Coffee) Bloaty Jerky Slappy Looser Sparnky(a combination of Sparky & Spanky) Potentially most popular with the other dwarves: Actually, it's a her, and she's Slutty Easy Dwarves the others will most likely pick on: Sissy Girly Geeky Dwarf the other dwarves will probably avoid: Stinky Farty Snotty Skanky Smelly Lusty Poopy Squeezy Boner Dwarves that will probably serve a little jail time: Pothead Stoney Screwy the happy-go-lucky crackfiend Weedhead Names Disney could actually use: Sloppy Itchy Most likely to kill the other dwarves: Moody Psycho Schizo Bitter The "Voters with delusions of grandeur" section: Elvis Shortliver Jean-Christophe LeFruit XVIII Jamjars (seeing you screwed it up before) H. Ross Perot Warwick Davis Shanno Offramp Dummy (sorry that's Lemont Sanford's name) Fred The Stick Figure. (darn, I've blown my cover now, haven't I?) Real possibilities for the new movie: "Angry" -- he'd be the small burly guy with lots of guns n' stuff. Lumpy Stampy Lusty Gangly Jumpy - he's the one getting jumpy when Snow White disappears.. Death, destroyer of worlds The name it takes a couple of seconds to understand: Eighty Sparky and Spanky's submissions: Busty (Sparky) Studly (Spanky) The final November/December 97 poll numbers.
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