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Results: Gluestick Sniffing, Newest Craze?
How do you kill time while waiting for slow pages to download? 40% of the voters said they like to sniff their gluestick, 23% like to check for split ends, 19% enjoy drawing a face on their finger and thumb to put on a little show, 10% spell upside-down words in their calculator and pulling up the rear with 7% were visitors who like to alphabetize their phone messages. In the interest of maintaining accuracy, I tried all of them and all I ended up with was a bunch of glued together, hairy phone messages with little faces stuck to my calculator.
Results: Very few time travelers drink Fuzzy Navels.
If you had a time machine where would you go? Only 16% of the pollsters would use it to return to last night and stop themselves from drinking that last Fuzzy Navel. The bulk of the vote (30%) said a quick trip back to 1963 to see who was on the grassy knoll was probably the most productive thing you could use it for. This works out well because as near as I remember from the Zupruder film, the bar on the grassy knoll was closed.
Results: Almost 6% of our visitors idolize Bill Gates.
In a stunning upset, 19 out of 349 visitors actually idolize Bill gates and have a poster of him in their bedroom. The poll, which asked how people felt about Bill Gates also revealed that 103 people would like to paper cut him to death. While we here at wwwVOice don't usually condone such ruthless acts of violence, we feel that as long as everybody uses proof of purchases from Windows95, it'll be okay.
The final November/October 97 poll numbers.