First Question:
Why does Captain Kirk have more hair now than he did 30 years ago?
Question courtesy of *simian*
43 said: He just acts like he has more hair.
32 said: Rogain©
41 said: It got screwed up in the teleporter.
75 said: Some weird disease from an alien chick.
82 said: Boy, I sure hope the next question is better.


Second Question:
Where's the best place to hide a body?
11 said: The garden, under the rosebush.
81 said: In front of the computer with the hand on the mouse.
28 said: Just leave it lie there and hop a plane to Chicago.
85 said: In one of those "Where's Waldo" pictures.
72 said: In my boss's trunk.


Deep Question:
When sign makers go on strike, what should they picket with?
75 said: I would like to type something in the box above, but I just spilled coffee on my keyboard.

198 Visitors suggested the following substitutes for picket signs:

I could say their finger, but that's too easy. How about blue crabs? Bull Horns Signs that say these would be real signs if we had decent salaries. pick what with? I picket with my finger although Mom insists that I use a Kleenex signs carrots Posters I would like to type something in thr box above, but I just spilled co Fences Their Finger an inflatable yak Duke Duke Duke Duke of Earl Duke Duke a megaphone actually I spilled Coke on my keyboard middle fingers will work for magic-markers Whatever they do, they shouldn't use their fingers. jeeps fences, of course! ducks, ducks, and more ducks!!!!!! Fences? Computer monitors! each other their fingers an axe Obviously, a stick. A BIG stick. thier finger bumper stickers taped over their mouths? their finger. Don't read this! We are on strike. giant alluminum phalluses recycled toilet paper really well-made signs that make their bosses feel sad UPS Workers Balloons. Megaphones big rubber dildos discarded, moldy, stinky, cheese. Their little fingers when no ones looking. Mime Performing wooden posts (like the one signs would be on) Something tattoed on their forehead Uhm, duh. They use invisible signs. All those free America OnLine disks. they should write on their chests \|-+#{]';]*&]"'"""""" They should just march around with empty sticks. Your finger, or a spoon (you get more that way) just a plain 2x4 with no sign web pages Sonya Henning's tutu Sparklers (only works at night). Sign language their finger computer monitors Pick there nose Pick there nose with someones finger the same finger they use for their noses Skywriting Biplanes on strike sign language Tattos on their chests and backs, particularly the women. what's on the floor of there, union worker houses, beer cans We're not working until Spanky is Queen! good-looking men (clothing optional) a pitchfork, 2 twinkies, and a sign pained by blind children in Ceylon blank signs each other tattoos ice cream and Les Miserables librettos Their tattoos? THIS IS JUST TO TAKE UP SPACE Their finger, like always. They should just stand outside and moon people. Fences Fences People jello beach chairs and tanning lotion. slabs of velveta cheese, with the messages gnawed into it body paint Paint large red letters on their butts and picket without any pants on martini onions C8 Plactic Explosives! Toothpicks A piece of paper rolled like a megaphone. UPS trucks Paint expletives on their butts & moon passers-by mylar baloons

fences (for the obvious connection.) or a semi-automatic(fast results) Fences Home-Made Signs their finger Don't like strikes. Mom always said "if you picket, it'll never heal." Their middle finger pom-poms their finger pants on a stick 1 word--Neon Uh, that would be with ngis, Sparky. a pencil onion rings Bowling balls make a nice statement. Get a strike while on strike! Chants and love beads T Shirts their finger their finger their fingers They should picket their noseths with their fingeriths Their hands artichokes flags signs sucks They should magic marker comments on thier chests..... Rebel flags flags Turnip tops blank paper?? "SIGN" language. sticks artichokes Etch-A-Sketches the dead body Signs Made By Scabs Shamrocks, lots and lots of shamrocks beer bottles their noses THEIR NOSES UPS boxes Fuck no. You jack-ass ho Paper View Sux Bull Horns sticks with nothing on them uhhh... panties flags their middle fingers =) booger flickers onions that cool pitch fork dat da devil has more money less work sign language These are snow shovels!!! Nuclear Weapons \/-oops.. Flags on their.. you knows.. other sign makers. hand signals sign posts Toilet paper UPS's used Picket Signs fences fences bullhorns Megaphones They flap there butt chicks in the wind I think they should picket their noses. their finger (your talking about their nose?) their finger!!! thier fingers their finger Twinkes and Pislbury Biscuits make lovely writing surfaces. forks THIER NOSE'S right index finger A rabbit ? Or a box ? Maybe a rabbit in a box Not coffee but "Segrams", IWI (Internet While Intoxicated) Dildos Screaming Kicking People. beer sign language just the stick. Work Sucks. strike-logo t-shirts They should "pick it" with their finger they should nail each other to poles and use themselves their noses Small Woodland Creaures. Painted mimes limbs of other humans or animals their fingers party pizzas Flags a t-shirt with a saying on it Slim Jim's(c) Their middle finger Dead fish Hand signals LOL A BLT with a funky sauce Signs Suck The writing on their face! Paper signs that disintegrate with the first rain to end it.