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Results: Rush Limbaugh... a jerk? After a full month of exhausting research the numbers are in and, jeepers, what a surprise! More than 81% of the voters agree. Rush is a jerk. The remaining 18% (calculated through the miracle of mathematics) think he's an "OK guy" and would be only too thrilled to have him over for a margarita or maybe even some shish-ka-bobs.
Results: What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Be a guest star on Barney and Friends? Sleep with Bill Gates? Pick a fight with a big burly guy with lots of guns and stuff? None of the above. The most popular choice was to form meat by-products into fine art. Yes indeed, more than 40% of the voters would "make a sculpture out of Spamę." in exchange for frozen dairy treats. These earth-shattering results lead us to believe that Baskin Robbins might want to consider adding a 31st flavor; "Spammy Road"
Results: Voters wait forever for naked celebrity pictures. Almost 50% of the voters indicated that they would be only to happy to wait the rest of their lives to download a naked picture of their favorite celebrity. However, a number of the voters indicated that "They never visit those types of places." Which confirms one of our worst fears here at wwwVOice, 15% of our visitors are nuns.
The final July/August 97 poll numbers.