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Poll Results Archive: #15
It's wacky, it's wonderful, it's old. Welcome to the poll results archive!
April/May 97
Results: Disappearing Socks
Where do the socks really go when they don't come out of the dryer? The recent poll has concluded and the results are in, 37% think that the dryer eats them, 15% believe they hide in pants pockets and 9% think they hide under the bed, the most disturbing finding however is that 38% of the pollsters actually believe in the existence of the sock burglar. The true answer to this long standing poser sadly may not be answered until some jingle brain invents the "sock radar."
Results: Name That Zine! The web seems to be chock-full-o one recklessly named webzine after another, Rant, Rave, T@p, Tweak, Feed, just to name a few. We here at wwwVOice in an attempt to replace some of these overly "zingy" names asked visitors "If you were to start a webzine like Suck or Stim what would you name it?" We asked, you answered, and here they are:
Most Popular Suggestions
Stuck (with 7 or 8, we lost count)
ByteMe! (with 4)
Top Ten wwwVOice Favorites
CyberSpazz
Spronk
Boner popping weaselzine
Dot Dot (www.dotdot.com)
Bamf!
Clog
xynophobia
Fleep
Stop, Drop, Roll
Suck Harder
Most Retro
Stoked (tribute 2 my parents time)
Worst Possible Name
Perky Porcupines
Most $5.00 words
Olfactory or Tactile Perversions
Most Romantic
Moon over Velveta
Most Sporty
Puck
Second Place, Most Sporty
Wheeze
Most Indecisive
Blow?
Rudest
dont move babe, i'll go get you something to wipe that off
Results: Favorite Monkee Davey, Mike, Mickey, Peter. We know them, we love them. Who came out on top in this all important poll? Magilla, and holy Hanna-Barbera! he's a gorilla. The numbers:
17% Davey
4% Mike
15% Mickey
15% Peter
47% Magilla
The final April/May 97 poll numbers.
Question: 4/20/97
Where do the socks really go when they don't come out of the dryer? You know you've put
a pair in and only one comes out?
70 said: The dryer eats them.
17 said: Under the bed.
29 said: They hide in pants pockets.
72 said: The sock burglar.
Question: 4/20/97
Who's your favorite monkee?
33 said: Davey.
8 said: Mike.
29 said: Mickey.
29 said: Peter.
89 said: Magilla.
Deep Question: 4/20/97
If you were to start a webzine like Suck or Stim what would you name it?
69 Visitors said: My doctor says I can't answer this.
117 Visitors suggested the following zingy zine names:
Clog
spurt
Boner popping weaselzine
smuck
Licky Lips
Perverts undress
Spronk
Puck
Preadolencent dweebs on crack
im not quite insane enough to make a webzine.....yet
SuckTim
xynophobia
microhard
My Jimmy
yawnblah
Leave me alone
Suimukst
Crump
NuTsO.NUT or NUTSO.COM
"Stuck" -- that's an easy one
Stuck
Stuck
stuck
Stuck
stuck ims
"Like Suck or Stim"
lolapoluza
Suck Harder
Crud
dendrite
"The Deep Question"
stimsuck
Moon over Velveta
Slurp
Blootered
Blue Donkey
dipwit
stimp ass
Compusucks
Larynx
Sore Tounge
ToasT
Stop, Drop, Roll
Whine
bigmama
plib
Perkalation
What's a webzine?
Wat's a webzine?
ProctoPages
ByteMe
ucky
dotcom.com
Snot
Turnip
Prey / WebVictim
Wheeze or Puke
DeepVoice
Suim
Stimsucks
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carbunkle
olfactory or tactile perversions
Blow?
me
Perky Porcupines
mars
Ass
Eat THIS cookie!
Suck my Stim
web tooties
Cumulonimbus'
Suckling Pig
Bite
stim2suck
Stuff
WebWash, WebWrap
BrainDead
suck
Bamf!
Feely
Zlite
Cultural Idiocy
The Goat!
Stuff & Such
fleep
Homely Inc.
tim suck
Tickle THIS Elmo!
Stick
This Place Speeks for itself.
Suck/Stim
Phlog
Ralf
CyberSpazz
Squeeze
fluffernutter
weed
Don't Buy me
Suck -n- Stim
Spank Your Monkeys
Spam
Cologero's Penis Whistle
Buzzhole
the stimulated suck
Stuck
Dot Dot (www.dotdot.com)
Gluck
huh?
phantom
Snarf
buckpower
Stuck
Stoked (tribute 2 my parents time)
dont move babe, i'll go get you something to wipe that off
The Alternative 2 "SuckingFrench"
I dont know. I've never sucked stim before.
who cares what I name it , it aint gonna come when I call it.
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