Poll Results Archive: #9
Welcome to archive number nine, the only poll that ever featured a leather whip.
October 1996
Question: 10/7/96
If someone handed you a leather whip, would you:
6 said: Tie your partner to a tree and ask them to beg for mercy.
6 said: Give the whip to your partner, tie yourself
to a tree and beg for mercy.
13 said: Tie Pee Wee Herman to a tree and whip him,
even when he squeals like a pig.
15 said: Round up cattle.
10 said: Skip this question.
(Question courtesy of Doobie the WonderMuffin)
Question: 10/7/96
How do you clean your mouse balls?
8 said: Vigorously rub them with a dry cloth.
8 said: Gently sponge them off.
14 said: Blow on them.
9 said: Use one of those mouse ball kits.
11 said: I always just pick the last answer on the list.
Deep Question: 10/7/96
What word can we use
to replace the word cool?
1 Visitor said: There is no word that's better.
4 Visitors said: Sorry, I can't think of anything cool to put in the box.
45 Visitors suggested these replacements for the word cool:
reclaim "swell"
spud muffins!
snarly
gnarly
Heeyyy!!!!
wicked
cold
jahe
ace
cooler
glacier
Fu@#!ing cool
supercool
kool
kewl
Richard Simmons
duckbilledplatapuss
cheesy
Spiffy
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Smooth
tubular
acceptable
wet
Layne
groovy
smeggin'
Stellar!
splendiloquent
phenomenal
righteous
Mentos!
awesome
awsume
Far Out
spit
marvy
Bonza
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softmoric(Ireallycanspell)
Chi-illin ( Pronouced- "chih", pause, "illin". See "Encino Man"
Bitchin' (equally stupid, but kewl)
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