Welcome to the rejected archive. Please enjoy these inferior questions!
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 (The Official Cartoon we used)  The perky parrot perched precariously atop its towering typewriter of tranquility, whilst Sparky and Spanky speedily spoke of stagnant Spam. -Mr. Fizzles- Parrot: ...and the decipher of the mongolious carmensthetical pharmasuitical pancreus, is that the carteologist misimplaced the fractalicious barrack and hypothesised that the botanicals respiraory system is magnificent. Sparky: See Spanky, I told you that was true! Now pay up!! Parrot: No Sparky, YOU pay up!! I told you I wanted that dope money by thursday! Feel wrath of cold lead muthaphukka!!!!! -Malissa- What's another word for thesaurus? -Lenny Nichols- Sparky, Do you find breakfast meats attractive? -Mr. Eggboy- so where did you leave the anchovies this time, sparky? -BelleBelle- Spanky, if you had a hundred macaws typing at a hundred typewriters, would they eventually write a caption for this picture? -De Ole Sarge- Sparky: I just now hired him to replace that "Voice" guy. -Captain Pyro- Find the differences between this picture and Claudia Schiffer's butt tattoo! (Answer: 2) -POD- Sparky and Spanky Ponder..."If you were to put an infinite number of parrots in a room with an infinite number of computers for an infinite amount of time...could they handle the questions of the week better than we could?" -Bertha- Monkeys-schmonkeys, *I* could write a faster operating system on THIS! -Pere It- I got it free for opening a new account at the bank. -Delilah Smud Poodle- Sparky:... the typewriter's not dead -First M. Last- What the hell??!?!? -jon moses- Extra extra! Hosts of OW! force bird into slave labour! -Vanessa!- "I don't like this new fetish Spanky" -REDDWARF- "Sparky, when I told you to hire new writers to answer our visitor questions, this was NOT what I had in mind" "Sparky, i didn't mind the edible garden gnomes or the life size Baney doll, but this new hood ornament of yours simply has to go!" -SLUSH- sparky, I'm horney. Gimmie sum luvin' -lost cause- Now all we need is a room full of monkeys and we could have a hit play in no time! -Minx- Keeerist, .this. again!?! -Ogre- If it says the word 'cracker' anything, I'm biting its damn head off. And then writing a letter to the SPCA bragging about it. -Ogre- Sparky: Polly want a Raman package? POLL QUESTION: Dear Spanky & Sparky, Don't you just LOVE Newsies!! DAMN GOOD MUSICAL!! BEST THING SINCE MMMBOP!! Wait -- Newsies was out when Hanson was unknow and obscure. Anyhow, I don't plan on kidnapping Leonardo Dicaprio, but how about the idea of Matt Daemon? Um, Ben Affleck? Nick Carter? TAYLOR HANSON?? ARGHH!! MAKE IT GO AWAY!! -~MWUAHAHAHA, The Spam Girl~ [who actually likes Hanson . . . .]~- hey, what did the chicken do?! -emeraldas- s'posin gligtrope chalksack? woe toosie,smack heck s's's'moe moto. peep. -toosies mook- Spanky and Sparky exposed!!! Pet parrot is the brains behind OW, it's learned to type and work the OCR software inidctments are expected!! -SLY- *THHHPPBBBBBBTHHH* -Chicken Burrito- "I know it doesn't LOOK like it, but I know this will forever change the plunger industry." -Dominius "Can't Find His Pants" Mookpiloh- You know, if we can get a few more of these things and wait a couple of centries. We could be onto a winner. -jamjars (This week I have been mainly eating noodles)- the bird, the bird, the birds -anonymous visitor- hey, i love answering questions, but i don't have my own web page to post it. so i was wondering, would you like to have an "emeraldas sez" section, where you people can email me stuff, and i'll answer? it would really make my day. -emeraldas- It better not be black ink in that type writer, I hate black ink, if I see any black ink I think I`ll just leave and fly to Azerbaijan were they donīt have any black ink. -Suicider- I said "lets get those lizrds from Bud to be our new celebrity mascots, but noooo you had to go with one of those annoying singing Texaco birds!!!" -Red D- Bird droppins on a table!!!!!! -Country boy- Well....go ahead...everyone else does!! -Toni the Tiger- It's your turn to clean the typwriter Spanky! -Ed Hudgeons- I'm bored. How about you? -zonatus- See, Spanky? I invented a machine to automatically put all this crap on paper for us! -Unanimous Visitor- i shall not fear ... fear is the mind-killer ... -anonymous visitor- "This will revolutionize word processing as we know it..." -az- Do moisturizing lotions expire? -Chicken Burrito- What the hell is that thing?!?! -HOK- So Spanky, what do you say? Me, you and the parrot, right now, on top of the typewriter? -SpunkyMunky- I can't wait to see what he leaves behind on that thing! -Chris- I said bird is the word -Judith- Crakers the Parrott writes the new life story --Spanky and Sparky Go to Hell -anonymous visitor- If you want me to keep doing the questions you have to buy me a 286! -some furry object- Don't worry Spanky,we could find you another job.You don't have to be the secratary.I heard you get free peanuts if you are the snacklady.Plus,that bird's been to Harvard.You had a pretty slim chance. -Daria(aka GeniusGirl,people call me that so I wanted to try it.)- Under orders from their new dictator, Elvis Parrotliver, Spanky and Sparky are forced to confuse the shit out of their regular guests~ -*@*StrawberryMelon*@*- Spanky: The parrot bit me! (Spanky drops dead) Sparky: Not again!Where is some ramein noodle soup? -Wouldn't you like to know!- So the parrot says, "it's a duck!!!! Get it????" -Jon- uh, okay? -ya- Wanna rub some of that powder on my lips?? -BoB- "So that why the new inks been smudging!" -Simone El'Eten- The Only Onions That Don't Make You Cry-But Run Screaming Out the Door, Straight to Church and Begging God for Forgiveness to Your Sorry Ass for Even Looking at This Site. -Tommy Rae- It's Better Than Sex -Tommy Rae- Hey! how do I send in a question? -anonymous visitor- Parrot takes over Ow! Webpage hosts out of job! -Vanessa- Golf -Jim Corona- Captain Ahab, morphed into a typewriter, against the mutant onions. -Jim Corona- Pair-ott and a pair-of-onions -Jim Corona- Duck, duck, GOOSE!!!! -Roger Bare- You notice that now a days that everything is the number one killer? Examples: Tobacco, Alcohol, Chewing Tobacco, AIDS, Cancer, Heroin, Cocaine, Drunk Driving, Guns, hunger, and people like Jeffrey Dahmer. So if everything is a number one killer, what's number 2? And how do I get there? -Funk Dr. Spot- |