Welcome to the rejected archive. Please enjoy these inferior questions!
(The Official Cartoon we used)
The perky parrot perched precariously atop its towering typewriter of tranquility, whilst Sparky and Spanky speedily spoke of stagnant Spam.
Parrot: ...and the decipher of the mongolious carmensthetical pharmasuitical pancreus, is that the carteologist misimplaced the fractalicious barrack and hypothesised that the botanicals respiraory system is magnificent. Sparky: See Spanky, I told you that was true! Now pay up!! Parrot: No Sparky, YOU pay up!! I told you I wanted that dope money by thursday! Feel wrath of cold lead muthaphukka!!!!!
What's another word for thesaurus?
Sparky, Do you find breakfast meats attractive?
so where did you leave the anchovies this time, sparky?
Spanky, if you had a hundred macaws typing at a hundred typewriters, would they eventually write a caption for this picture?
-De Ole Sarge-
Sparky: I just now hired him to replace that "Voice" guy.
Find the differences between this picture and Claudia Schiffer's butt tattoo! (Answer: 2)
Sparky and Spanky Ponder..."If you were to put an infinite number of parrots in a room with an infinite number of computers for an infinite amount of time...could they handle the questions of the week better than we could?"
Monkeys-schmonkeys, *I* could write a faster operating system on THIS!
I got it free for opening a new account at the bank.
-Delilah Smud Poodle-
Sparky:... the typewriter's not dead
-First M. Last-
What the hell??!?!?
Extra extra! Hosts of OW! force bird into slave labour!
"I don't like this new fetish Spanky"
"Sparky, when I told you to hire new writers to answer our visitor questions, this was NOT what I had in mind"
"Sparky, i didn't mind the edible garden gnomes or the life size Baney doll, but this new hood ornament of yours simply has to go!"
sparky, I'm horney. Gimmie sum luvin'
Now all we need is a room full of monkeys and we could have a hit play in no time!
Keeerist, .this. again!?!
If it says the word 'cracker' anything, I'm biting its damn head off. And then writing a letter to the SPCA bragging about it.
Sparky: Polly want a Raman package?
Dear Spanky & Sparky, Don't you just LOVE Newsies!! DAMN GOOD MUSICAL!! BEST THING SINCE MMMBOP!! Wait -- Newsies was out when Hanson was unknow and obscure. Anyhow, I don't plan on kidnapping Leonardo Dicaprio, but how about the idea of Matt Daemon? Um, Ben Affleck? Nick Carter? TAYLOR HANSON?? ARGHH!! MAKE IT GO AWAY!!
-~MWUAHAHAHA, The Spam Girl~ [who actually likes Hanson . . . .]~-
hey, what did the chicken do?!
s'posin gligtrope chalksack? woe toosie,smack heck s's's'moe moto. peep.
Spanky and Sparky exposed!!! Pet parrot is the brains behind OW, it's learned to type and work the OCR software inidctments are expected!!
"I know it doesn't LOOK like it, but I know this will forever change the plunger industry."
-Dominius "Can't Find His Pants" Mookpiloh-
You know, if we can get a few more of these things and wait a couple of centries. We could be onto a winner.
-jamjars (This week I have been mainly eating noodles)-
the bird, the bird, the birds
hey, i love answering questions, but i don't have my own web page to post it. so i was wondering, would you like to have an "emeraldas sez" section, where you people can email me stuff, and i'll answer? it would really make my day.
It better not be black ink in that type writer, I hate black ink, if I see any black ink I think I`ll just leave and fly to Azerbaijan were they donīt have any black ink.
I said "lets get those lizrds from Bud to be our new celebrity mascots, but noooo you had to go with one of those annoying singing Texaco birds!!!"
Bird droppins on a table!!!!!!
Well....go ahead...everyone else does!!
-Toni the Tiger-
It's your turn to clean the typwriter Spanky!
I'm bored. How about you?
See, Spanky? I invented a machine to automatically put all this crap on paper for us!
i shall not fear ... fear is the mind-killer ...
"This will revolutionize word processing as we know it..."
Do moisturizing lotions expire?
What the hell is that thing?!?!
So Spanky, what do you say? Me, you and the parrot, right now, on top of the typewriter?
I can't wait to see what he leaves behind on that thing!
I said bird is the word
Crakers the Parrott writes the new life story --Spanky and Sparky Go to Hell
If you want me to keep doing the questions you have to buy me a 286!
-some furry object-
Don't worry Spanky,we could find you another job.You don't have to be the secratary.I heard you get free peanuts if you are the snacklady.Plus,that bird's been to Harvard.You had a pretty slim chance.
-Daria(aka GeniusGirl,people call me that so I wanted to try it.)-
Under orders from their new dictator, Elvis Parrotliver, Spanky and Sparky are forced to confuse the shit out of their regular guests~
Spanky: The parrot bit me! (Spanky drops dead) Sparky: Not again!Where is some ramein noodle soup?
-Wouldn't you like to know!-
So the parrot says, "it's a duck!!!! Get it????"
Wanna rub some of that powder on my lips??
"So that why the new inks been smudging!"
The Only Onions That Don't Make You Cry-But Run Screaming Out the Door, Straight to Church and Begging God for Forgiveness to Your Sorry Ass for Even Looking at This Site.
It's Better Than Sex
Hey! how do I send in a question?
Parrot takes over Ow! Webpage hosts out of job!
Captain Ahab, morphed into a typewriter, against the mutant onions.
Pair-ott and a pair-of-onions
Duck, duck, GOOSE!!!!
You notice that now a days that everything is the number one killer? Examples: Tobacco, Alcohol, Chewing Tobacco, AIDS, Cancer, Heroin, Cocaine, Drunk Driving, Guns, hunger, and people like Jeffrey Dahmer. So if everything is a number one killer, what's number 2? And how do I get there?
-Funk Dr. Spot-