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The Rejected Question Archive : #43
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Some of our Onionheaded friends

Special Note: All questions were rejected this week unless they included an Embarrassing Moment or something about pelican mating habits.


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The day the big green booger in my nose fell out - I was mortified (It happened in Gym Class!)
-anonymous visitor-
Rejected, snot a good question.


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The most embarresing thing, I pooped my pants then washed them out, and told my friends that I slipped on a wet floor and needed to go home and change.
-anonymous visitor-
Incident far too embarrassing for weekly page.


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I pissed in front of the world.
-anonymous visitor-
Question still a little damp. (See above)


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You dog is a gay homosexual
-Anti-free's-
Question badly punctuated.


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When a person's crazy, do they really know that they're crazy, or do they think they're normal, just like everyone else?
-Whyteshadow-
Wasn't really sure if I was supposed to answer this question or not.


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Can I still send in a New Years resolution? Joy! Okay, in 1998 I will stop burying my dirty dishes in the backyard and actually wash them instead, I will eat more Devil Dogs, stop throwing eggs at bald men, and I will finally get Poppin' Fresh to notice me; even if I have to drug him.
-simian-
Good New Years resolution, bad embarrassing moment.


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I, The Reverend Jough Approximately, do hereby resolve to never again resist the urge to engage in wild, violent, bloody sex orgies any chance I get. I resolve to plunder my fellow man to serve my own needs, to destroy those who get in my way, and to make all who oppose me live a "Reverend Jough" life. Amen.
-The Reverend Jough Approximately, being found on or near the presence listed.-
(See above question)


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i like pink pee. whenever i see it, it makes me giggle like a silly jack o lantern. i also like tar. but not as much. ps - where can i find a good spatula to turn my chocolate waffles with?
-elvis shortliver-
Question didn't pass PH test.


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Why does things like that happens wen you don't remember to fart sideways?
-RetroPyroHalf-pintNumbnuttedslip'n'slidinElf-
Probably not visitors real name.


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I went to this website.
-anonymous visitor-
This is one of the "Embarrassing Moment" entries. Needs a little work.


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I found this site!
-anonymous visitor-
Which one? (see above question)






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