wwwVOice Humor Zine Thing The Rejected Question Archive : #32 Welcome to the rejected archive. Please enjoy these inferior questions!

Okay, so we made a mistake Before becoming successful with your own humor zine thing, as onions and members of the Food Group, what types of social prejudices did you suffer from, if any? How did you overcome them, and what do you say to encourage others who are just like yourselves? Do you feel that society has changed for the better in recent times? -Crusader for the Plants Have Feelings Too movement- Rejected. Good deep question covering many aspects of onionhead social order and politics. Sure as heck doesn't belong on this site. uh.. howdy. um.. if a couple from arkansas get divorced, are they still brother and sister? -That Guy- Rejected. I hate "That Guy." ok, your page just showed up mysteriously on my bookmarks and i've been wondering WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN ALL MY LIFE? and (ok i've got 2 questions) how can i get in touch with *jason* he sent a lot of really cute questions? -anonymous visitor- Visitor lied. There was only one question. "Where have you been all my life" was rhetoric. Why was "the island" named after Gilligan. Was he some fascist dictator type? Personally, I would have voted for Professor's Island... (He's so dreamy!) -Bubbles©- Think it just didn't fit in the song very well. Do you have any magic powers? -anonymous visitor- Question just, disappeared. Oh my, oh my! I just came back from the scooter ride thru hell! I was so scared! Where did you get those horrific photos? And do you visit hell often? Zounds! -simian- Question caught on fire. SPANKY~ i am always losing my cds and stuff for my computer, so I found a handy solution- i stick them to the wall with my fuzzy tasting bubble gum. now they stick in my computer. Any suggestions? -~more screwed up than u and loving it~- Visitor probably can't find computer in big fuzzy mess anyway. Would it be wrong to start a concentration camp for kids with learning disabilities? - "adolf" shortliver - Enjoyed really bad pun. Rejected it anyway. What is it with recent trends and animals? Giga pets, Benie babys, ect. -anonymous visitor- Question died. Forgot to feed it. Is it true that Cheese Whiz is one chemical away from being a garbage bag? -TrikShot- Forgot about question after choking on late night snack. Spanky! Sparky! Darlings...... Is a good bought of Twister (a Miltion Bradly game) good for a fractured psyche? And if not, why does my psychologist insist that I play 16 rounds every session, in the nude? The only part that makes me feel okay is winning the jumbo gummi bears when I am the triumphant one. ....uh...should I spring from a doc that charges more than five shiny quartz rocks per visit? -Claymeister- Question got caught on spinner. If I lodge a complaint and include my email address, you'll look up my real address and send Cranky over to beat the hell out of me with that bat of hers won't you? -Jason- Yes. Sparky, What are some hints on taking the PSAT's??? -Phat@$$- Question seemed too much like a test. Why does this question box keep getting smaller and sm -Big Ed- "Big Ed" probably just getting bigger and bigger. dude -anonymous visitor- what? Do you think it is sound advice to take your Fathers advise? My Father says it is but how can he be trusted? -Big ears, little Father- My Dad said I should reject this one. stone the crow -anonymous visitor- Reject the question. .....? -anonymous visitor- ...! Why is it, when someone dies, after the funeral people go to the bereaves home and brings food? I mean, come on people, some one just died there. The survivors most likely have more food than what they need since there is now one less mouth to feed. Should not people come there, express their condolences, and take some of the food instead of leaving it? -a somewhat morbid person that has either way too much time on his hands, or has gone to too many funerals- Name too long. ever notice that onions never catch a cold? hmmm? -kstgbme- Name too weird. i work at the local ATM machine doleing out cash. my question is - why are people so stupid? sometimes my fingers burn and i have water but geez! did a gene get missed somewhere along the way? -anonymous visitor- Didn't fully understand question, even after reading several philosophy books. Can't we all just get a loon? -The Reverend Jough Approximately- Question too loony. How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb. Answer: 2, but I'll be damned on how they got in there! -e_owens@hotmail.com- Visitor answered own question. how high is up? -anonymous visitor- Really high. Whoever wrote this question that is. Was the color orange named after the fruit, or was the fruit named after the color? -anonymous visitor- Question too fruity. If there was an eighth dwarf, what would his name be? 1.Stumpy 2.Hairy 3.Shorty (for those with no imagination) 4.Webster 5.Something else ending with "y" -jamjars (forgot to put my name)- Planning to use this question in the next poll. Maybe add a Belchy and Farty. Who put the "bop" in the "bop do wop bop bop"? -MCSmoove- Musically bizarre. Why, back in my Catholic school days, were nuns so cruel? -The Reverend Jough Approximately- Rejected on account of no "nasty nun" stuff. Does anyone else have to go potty? -anonymous visitor- I just went. Thanks! If you REALLY do make up all the questions, who is asking this question? (and why do you reject all your questions???) -Reptile- Rejected. Because I didn't make this one up. I'll think of a damn question later! I have a headache right now! Okay????? -Me SloopyJoe@Mindless.com- Okay. Why is it that none of these web pages ever help me find my car keys? -anonymous visitor- Rejected after getting hand stuck in sofa cushion. Crafty4me@aol.com -anonymous visitor- Bad question. Quick! What's the number for 911?????? -anonymous visitor- Numerically bizarre. huh? what? i don't get it... -anonymous visitor- Me neither. how come I am so full of hate and anger and rage at the world we live in? why, why, why can't I blow things up mommy? why? -The Man with all the pills- "Man with pills" seemed somewhat unstable.

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