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Welcome to the rejected archive. Please enjoy these inferior questions!
If the Hendersons don't want anyone to know about Harry, why do they introduce him to every celebrity that "happens to be in the neighbourhood".
Rejected. I think he usually introduced himself.
Why do you include so many messages by that anonymous guy in your listings?
-The Reverend Jough Approximately-
Rejected question because it wasn't from "the anonymous guy."
Why is it that whenever people are walking down two perpendicular corridors they always meet at the intersection and bump into each other comming around the corner, even if no one else is in the enitre building?
Brought in the big guns. Consulted "Magic 8-Ball." It said "yes."
Is the world flat or round
-chaos aka me-
Not sure after big "Globe/Steamroller" incident.
why do they call computers computers?? Mine doesn't compute anything. Why don't they call it an electron shuffler?
Visitor asked too many questions.
Hey! I seen WONDERWOMAN using your stuff to yuk it up in a chat room and not giving you any credit. Are you pissed at her now???
-Your faithful polish sidekick kielbalsa-
Yes, but if I complain she'll whip me with that golden whip thing.
Why does my toe hurt?
-Chicken Burrito :)-
You probably stubbed it on this question.
Do you cry if you cut yourself because of the pain or because of the onion fumes? Speaking of produce, how do you two keep your relationship "fresh"? Do you sleep in air-tight containers?
-The Onion Lady-
Rejected. Sparky and Spanky were on vacation this week at "Tupperware World" in Orlando.
What looks better on you?
1 - A sleeveless shirt
2 - A pair of thongs on each ear
3 - A spare tire as a necklace
4 - A bracelet made out of Bite Size Shreded Wheat
5 - Drew Barrymore
Drew, and I'm not getting her off. (Whoo, that sounds a little funny)
Are Corn Flakes just the dandruff of corn?
I was examining a container of shaving cream, and I noticed the labled marked it as a "rust-free containter." Is shaving cream rust a very big problem? Oh, and when will this stupid bruise on my leg go away?
-Fred The Stick Figure-
I don't know about your bruise Fred, but my whole shaving experience is always a little rusty.
Where did Bill Gates escape from?
B) The Alkaselzer Company - he swallowed one.
C) An Institution for The Mentally Capable of Doing Great Harm to Society if They are not Stopped!!
I believe it was his dad's condom.
While filling out stupid polls, what do you think?
Beats the hell out of working.
Frequently, as I am perusing your site, I receive the error response "This program has performed an illegal operation and will be shut down". Is this done just to torture me personally or do you do this to everyone? BS (formerly known as the Big Sister)Frequently, as I am perusing your site, I receive the error response "This program has performed an illegal operation and will be shut down". Is this done just to torture me personally or do you do this to everyone?
-BS (formerly known as the Big Sister)-
Lost question after "big" computer crash.
If Bill Gates lived in Alabama would he be:
a) Bubba Bill.
b) Brother Gates.
c) second banjo player from the left
Rejected. He'd be closer to me.
Is there a question to be submitted?
No, we've run out.
Why the F*** do I get moofed every time I talk to aleximoon on the chat line? I mean I miss her during the day and you would think that the moof monster would give me a BREAK!!!!!!!!!!
-Your faithful polish side kick and companion Kielbalsa.-
Always reject questions from sausages.
Is that little bat supposed to look like it's flying? Cause it looks like it's about to die instead.
Rejected. Spunky insulted animated bat friend.
Who do you like better, Spanky or Sparky?
Rejected just 'cause I felt like it.
Does Bud Ugly do your webpage, because if he does, why don't you have any of his trademark techniques like perfectly matching background tiles and color coordination?
He's too expensive.
How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?
Did question. Searched archive. Found Captain Kirk hair stuff, but no tootsie pops. Wasn't about to put that in my mouth.
uh.. oKay. umm, yeah, well, does John Sekada drink beer? 'cause, 'cause I do, and I like John Sekada and....uh....yeah. Okay bye. I'm finishd. How do I put this onn the bord. Oh, i get it! i hav too click the buttin.
-Kay, bye. a reelly smart gay, (guy?)-
Believe this may not be visitors real name.
i ate a pisano. now what?
See above question. Also not sure what a pisano is.
Spanky - is that your tongue sticking out, or are you just excited to see me?
If we aren't suppose to eat animals, why are they made with meat?
Question too beefy.