wwwVOice Humor Zine Thing The Rejected Question Archive : #29 Welcome to the rejected archive. Please enjoy these inferior questions!

Let's say you hired a prostitute, but during the course of a wild evening she was accidently killed. I figured out an ingenious place to hide the corpse, but I can't figure out how to "cloak the stench", if you know what I mean. Do you have any suggestions? -The Reverend Jough Approximately- Rejected. Believe "Reverend" may not actually be true "man of the cloth." How come Chewbacca's name is Chewbacca? Is he really that chewy? -anonymous visitor- Rejected. Didn't want to taste big Wookie. Howcome ppl call weird ppl "flakes"? i mean, dandruff could be flakes, chapped skin are flakes, corn can be flakes, even snow. why weird ppl? are they tryin to say that we're everyday see/taste/feel-ing insignificant beings in our stereotyped society? is that it?! -flake from DKNY- Rejected. Put milk on question and ate it. If you are on the run from the law and come to a bridge, do you stop and fish or just keep running? -anonymous visitor- Heck, there's always time for fishing! In the Batman Movies, Bruce Wayne appears as a diferent guy on every new one because he wants to be sure that his secret identity remains secret? -El Sator de Mexico (Your real Father).- Forgot about question after going on roof to turn on bat signal. Damn, these tights are killing me. Hi, I just bought a router so i can implement ip forwarding for my office lan to save money on my aol account. is this a violation of aol's fair use policy? I know i should ask them, but they scare me. -anonymous visitor- Bought router too. Still putting lovely decorative hole in side of computer. Would the world cease to exist without Bill Gates' genius ideas and huge house? -Reptile- Keeping quiet about Bill Gates living in my trailer in the backyard. Am I getting annyoing yet or what? -Reptile- Always reject questions from annoying reptiles. If politishuns aar still in seshunh, why is there still air? -anonymous visitor- Didn't understand question. If you could travel in time, what time would you travel to? Bubblesİ -anonymous visitor- Used this question on the new October poll. If Mr. Rogers and the Smurfs got into a war against each other, who would win? 1. The Smurfs, there are so many of them! 2. Mr. Rogers, he's got a make-believe world, he can do anything! 3. It would be a tie -anonymous visitor- It depends on whether King Friday gets his head out of his butt or not. How did you guys guess I was a Phlebotomist? And why are you telling people I'll preform puppit shows for them? I mean, I really don't mind, but I need some advanced notice. -Bob Sly (a.k.a. The Magnificant Bob) - Pack up those puppets Bob, it's off to Vegas! How many James Bond movies are too many James Bond movies? -MC Smoove- 007 If a person has 100 twinkies and eats 87, how many joints did he smoke? -anonymous visitor- See above question. Well Sparky, I've heard that 7upİ is coming out with a new drink that is supposed to be better than before. Do you think that it will flop like New Cokeİ and Coke Classicİ? And do you think it'll taste very good? (sorry, that's two questions.) -~ J ~- Question too fizzy. Hey Sparky and Spanky, do you two, being onions and all, have taste buds and do you give yourselves bad breath? (drats! two questions again.) *I only voted once* -~ J ~- Already did smell related question this week. Gargle with soy sauce anyway. Whenever I look at Tiny the Toaster, he loses his toast. Is that because we have 240 volts here? -anonymous visitor- Question too shocking. I bought a Badi Dea with a REALLY big pointy thing on the front because I like people to know I've got more money than them Na Na NaNa Na! Is a steering wheel an optional extra? Because I didn't get one with the car. It's REALLY inconvenient because I can't show off to as many people as I'd like to because not that many people pass my driveway. Excuse me, I've got to go and take my medication now. -anonymous visitor- Couldn't read question after driving over it. Why did the banana peel? -anonymous visitor- Question too punny. Hey Warren.....what do they call a man with a dozen rabbits up his kazoo?? -anonymous visitor- Couldn't find Warren. Found many rabbits though. Hey, Spanky.....can I braid your hair?? -anonymous visitor- Feared visitor might make Spanky look like Pippi Longstockings. How do you get marshmallow stains out of a tartan skirt? -anonymous visitor- Lost question somewhere in wacky Irish outfit. Boy....wouldn't everyone who ran a website be embarassed if it was guestions? -The "OK...three oughta take care of my jones for awhile" Jademan- Not as embarrassed as if I had asked this question. Also, name too sexually bizarre. What is the meaning of life? -Puuj- Question too deep. How many fish can you name? -anonymous visitor- One fish, two fish. Red fish, blue fish... 4. Where do I begin? -anonymous visitor- Visitor needs to talk to his dad. Do you think year round school is dumb idea? -anonymous visitor- Forgot about question after hearing loud bell sound. Why do government officials try to talk like they know something but in actuallty they don't. -anonymous visitor- Asked government official. He seemed very well informed but I didn't understand his answer. Got any beer? -Jeff Hansen jjh896@mail.usask.ca- Will trade "beer" for better questions. If you are on a train heading to New York at 100 mph and your going to Baltimore and you leave at 12 pm, what do you have for lunch? -Art Naugin- A bologna sandwich. why do they call computers computers?? Mine doesn't compute anything. Why don't they call it an electron shuffler? -anonymous visitor- Took entire computer apart. Forgot question after being whacked in head by errant electron. What kind of conditioner do you use? And why is Cranky's hair so much softer and full of body? -anonymous visitor- Salad dressing. Why do we park in garages, but drive on streets? -Cherries Nastier- Tsk, tsk, tsk. We really expected more from our friend Cherries.

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