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Welcome to the rejected archive. Please enjoy these inferior questions!
Do fish get tired of seafood?
Rejected. May not be visitors real name.
My question is.......Hey I don't gott one!! Can I buy one somewhere????PLease!!!!!!!!!!
Rejected. Visitor didn't have question.
Sparky: I offer you no money for Spanky, but I do offer that once you give me Spanky she won't bother you again, HAHAHAHAHAHAA!!! deal???
Spanky no longer for sale. Visitor laughed too hard at own question anyway.
Teach me to read?
See Spanky run. See Sparky run. Run Sparky run. See question rejected.
What color does a smurf turn when you strangle it???
Did question last year. Couldn't remember which cute Smurf we strangled.
If to Behead somone means to take their head from them....then how come to BEfriend someone means to give them a friend?!!?!!
~blond who doesn't get it~
Beheaded friend. Forgot all about question after spending evening holding pieces together while glue dried.
Hey I just got back from vacation and noticed that you tried to sell Spanky while I was gone! What gives why did you decide to keep her? Were the bids too low? If so I would like to bid what ever price you want for her!
-Big Spanky Fan From The Get Go-
Still considering three mule offer from band of gypsies.
Hey are you guys at all related to that legendary lumberjack, Paul B-ONION?
Always reject horrible puns.
So tell me, which 8 vitiams and minerals are you two fortified with?
R E J E C T E and D.
IF Bill Gates decided to live on a mountain as a hermit what would you do???
Already had "zany" Gates question this week.
If Bill Gates sold Microsoft to Apple, how much do you think he'll sale for???
See above answer.
I was chopping up some onions last night and I started to cry. Why do you guys always make me do that?
We have to. It's in the Onion Union Guidelines book.
What color is the sky in your world?
Who's the man?
-Jim E. Karter-
Sparky is the man. Spanky is the one with the bow.
Why is Rita locked out of Spanky's wall again?
Rita might have computer inadvertently hooked up to Dust Buster.
How can I get a life?
Slap up a webpage and ask people stupid questions.
If a big burly guy with lots of guns n' stuff comes to your house selling Girl Scout cookies, should you:
a) Laugh hysterically for the few seconds it takes him to realize you're laughing at him and beat the snot out of you.
b) Answer the door in your underwear and a goat mask and hope it has the same affect on him as it does on Jehova's witnesses.
c) Buy every damn box of cookies he has so he won't kill you.
d) Offer to buy only one box and have the remaining boxes he's carring shoved up your posterior dorsal orifice.
e) Complain in a hostile manner how you hate being bothered by solicitors and remind him of your right to free speech while he's knocking your teeth out.
Good question, still looking for "wacky" character to replace "big burly guy with lots of guns and stuff."
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Do you think that they will ever come out with "Meat at the bottom Yogurt"? And if so, what would be your favorite flavour?
Spam. Spam would be my favorite flavor.
I am worried by the fact that I find myself compelled to check out the questions every week. Also I have 3 browsers. Do you think I need a life?
No, you just need another browser.
Okay..... A skunk sat on a stump. The stump said the skunk stunk, the skunk said the stump stunk.... Did the skunk stunk the stump or did the stump stunk the skunk?
~from a really curious, hyper chick :)~
Question too "spazzy."
How come dogs don't land on their feet? It's like, when you toss 'em off a building to see if they do that 'cat thing', they don't even try to right themselves. They just plummet. Why?
Spent weekend "animal dropping." Forgot question after night with wacky ferret.
Okay here it is.... why in the world are the antlers on deer crossing signs backwards???
~really curious fan~
Couldn't answer question even after running over many deer.
What happens when you sneeze with your eyes open?
Sneezed with eyes open. Blew ears off.
The Reverend humbly accepts his trophy of having one of his questions being give the longest response in the prestigious history of the wwwvoice and now has only one question left to ask (this week, anyway): Spanky, can your inner child come out and play?
-The Reverend Jough Approximately-
Strangely enough, Spanky only has an inner adult.
I think you are twoo tentse (wigwam & teepee)
Not sure, think this might be secret code from wacky Indian.
who had the weirdest toy on the Munsters?
Eddie. His hair.
What would happen if a person ingested say, 2 pounds of Lime Jell-O mix and 1 gallon of water, and then went jogging in sub-zero temperatures?
Is it more than coincidental that BS stands for Bachelor of Science AND bull sh--?
-Jason (putting up with a lot o' BS to get my BS)-
Question had too much BS in it.
What did I miss ?
-Muck (ah, close enough)-
Naked lady day.
Do you know where I am?
In my shower?
Is a zebra white with black stripes or black with white stripes?
Visitor forgot to send along "nun/spear" joke.
Doobie Doobie Doobie
-Sam the butcher-
Not a question. It's a little song maybe.
????????? Happy now? Now you can't say I didn't have a question mark.
- Humpme Dumpme-
Rejected. Just felt like it.
Visitor forgot question mark.
Okay, so you are floating heads. Are there also floating hands, feet, buttock, etc?
-Frightened in Fresno-
Yo man, we're onions.