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Welcome to the rejected archive. Please enjoy these inferior questions!
If one goose is a goose and a group of goose is geese, why isn't a group of moose called meese?
Rejected, pretty sure "meese" means lots of mice.
What's Tito Jackson up to these days?
Isn't he Mr. Freeze in the new Bat movie?
How about an "OK here you go Spanky" button? What if I like Spanky better? Nyah, nyah!
Considering adding "wacky new button" that gives Spanky an electric shock everytime it's pressed. Nyah, nyah!
Is the earth really flat? My mom told me it is.
Tried to answer question, lost train of thought while dangling off edge.
What would you do if you were stranded on a desert island with Bill Gates and Rush Limbaugh?
"Inowhour" not aware of barbecue this weekend with Bill and Rush, wanted to be sure "Bill" brought world famous potato salad.
What do "Lucky Charms" have to do with the Cosmos?
Rejected. Thought it was from Carl Sagan for a minute, then remembered he was dead.
Is there life on Earth?
See question above.
How the hell does lint collect in your navel, and so damn fast too!?
Rejected question, sprained neck inspecting navel.
Spanky or Sparky, what do you do when you discover an endangered animal that eats only endangered plants?
-Frustrated Tree Hugger-
Really wanted to do question, simply couldn't think of anything "wacky" except to suggest making a casserole.
Why does the stuff that comes out of June bugs when you squeeze them smell a lot like McDonald's secret sauce?
Didn't wish to inadvertently reveal big corporation's super secret recipe.
Does this page get any better...
Visitor forgot question mark, but appreciate comment.
IS THIS COOL OR WHAT?
~BEST WEB SITE~
Same as above, only better because visitor yelled.
Why is your zine. starting to blow? Can you believe I spent so much time on this sight with people who think talking about butts is some how humorous? By the way, that reminds me, do the cracks in our butts come from busting them?
Blew on zine, read above questions, did "horse butt" question this week anyway.
Do unabridged dictionaries really have all the words in the entire world, or are they just saying that to get more votes?
-Love and Kisses, Froggy-
Had to reject question, didn't want warts from "Froggy."
If I had a pair of eyes in the back of my head for each time You rejected my questions and used one of Jason's really lame ones, I would have an awful lot of eyes in the back of my head wouldn't I? Wouldn't I? Wouldn't that just be fine?
-My name is Blue Canary one note spelled L-I-T-E-
Rejected, wanted Blue Canary to have as many eyes as possible.
How come the baby sitter won't let me read the magazines i found under my dad's mattress?
Would ou describe the Tyson/Holyfield fight as 'eerie'?
Do you think they'll replace McGruff the Crime Dog with Mike Tyson, and change the slogan to "Take a Bite out of Evander Holyfield"?
If you were buying gloves for Def Leppard, how many would you buy?
Have i mentioned i'm made of cheese?
Do you think, if they allowed biting in basketball, that it'd be fun to watch Dennis Rodman get his face bit off?
If you were trying to listen to classical music on your CD player, and it was Baroque, would you have to go get it fixed? Would you be able to Handel it?
Do you want fries with that?
After the Tyson/Holyfield fight, should pay-per-view be called pay-per-chew?
If a rabbi drank a lot of orange juice, would that make him an acidic jew?
Am i gonna poke my eye out with that thing?
Hey Spanky, If i told you that you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
Tell me what you want, what you really really want.
Rejected, no time reject all pete's questions.
In the question "How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?" Define "chucking"
-That Hamster that is Stalking you-
Chucked question on the rejected page.
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood, Chuck?
See question above please.
If...(fill in da blank) Then...(fill in da blank) You're the ginchiest!
Didn't fully understand "Uglymon's" question. Think he might be trying to make it easier for us to make up all our own crap.
Sparky & Spanky were you both born without bodies, or are they that bad that you are afraid people will come to your web site just to see the freak show? Or to throw up?
Yo man, we're floating heads.
Have Sparky and Spanky thought about having children? I'm in genetics, and I think it would be a great natural disaster to study.
Will answer question in about nine months.
Will you go sign my guestbook and say something funny??
-the weird chick that is secretly stalking you-
Weird chick forget to send URL.
OK...you're first definition of fish, "n. 1. Fishy type animal that swims around." makes sense but how can the second one, "2. To grope: I fished around in my pockets for my balls." actually be the second one? Isn't it being used as a verb there? Or is it some New English type thing? I hope not...that new math was practically the end of me.
Nutty Webmaster Jadie referring to link on Bud Uglly Site of the Day page. Rejected because it was kind of a sucky question.
What was the importance of the Cuneiform language to early Summerian cultures... Oh wait, I already asked that. Sorry.
Did question two weeks ago. Need new question from Cherries.
Should Marv Albert interview Mike Tyson? And if so should they compare technique?
Already had two "mental" Tyson/Ear questions this week.
Why do boxers have ears?
See above question.
If the earth is flat, how come when you see the news coverage of the astronauts in space and they show a picture of earth it looks round?
Looked at globe, got confused.
sparky, what's yer fave restaurant? how bout underwear color? flower? (hey guys can receive flowers too)
Dennys, Blue, Black roses. Not necessarily in that order.
If you were travelling in your vehicle at the speed of light, what would happen if you turned on the headlights?
Did question a few months back. Recently reorganized archive, still can't find a damn thing.
Why is the word abbreviate so long?
Whoop, this one I could find.
How do they get deer to cross at the yello sign?
And I found this one too.