#42 Welcome to wwwVOice's rather disturbing archive.... Enjoy!
Now that they sent a probe to Mars, do you think they’ll send the next probe to Uranus?
-Speed (hee, hee) Racer-
Egads, I certainly hope not. But just in case I'm wearing two pairs of underwear.
I went and downloaded some free fonts. Now that I have them, what the HELL am I supposed to do with 'em??
Former President Gerald Ford seems a lot less clumsy now that he is no longer in office. Why is that?
Sparky, On your #36 questions, you said the two Chinese words mean "say that again and I'll wash your mouth with soap", actually the two words have no meaning when they are put together. The first character means "to lift" and the second one means "to open." Just wanted to clear that up.
Where does the sun go at night?
One of my cats coughed up a rather large hairball. Is there a market for such things or should I just throw it away?
Are you two ever going to have baby onions? Would they be scallions, or those little onions I get with my martini?
In order for onions, like yourselves, to obtain features resembling eyes and mouths, did you have to undergo (a) plastic onion surgery (b) severe bulb trauma (c) mutation due to pesticide ???
If someone has a mid-life crisis while playing hide and seek, does he automatically lose because he can't find himself?
A News Worthy Question: The Miss America Pageant Officials are looking for a Real Journalist to interview the contestants. Also, for the first time, contestants can wear two piece swimsuits. Here's my question, where did Spanky get that lovely pink bow?
What is the average life span of a horney-toad?
You Know how they say "Only One Gram of Fat Per Chip" on those commercials? Well, I weighed a chip and it was only one gram. What does this mean?!?!