#41 Welcome to wwwVOice's rather disturbing archive.... Enjoy!
A News Worthy Question: I just received an information packet on Mac's new OS8. Poetically describing this new product was a paragraph that read: "In a percussive flash, the darkness was blown away by a multi-colored light. It rattled gates. Shook foundations. Shattered windows. Leaving evidence of a deeply intuitive intelligence..." I'm thinking the reference to "gates" and "windows" might not be a coincidence. What do you think?
-Matilda, who realizes this is not a funny question, but really wants to know the answer-
Well I can see that the "Topical-O-Rama" is off to a rip roaring start. We got one whole news worthy question this week. We can only hope that next week, the news related submissions will double! Now, what was the question again, something about Bill Gates falling out the window?
When you open a bag of cotton balls is the top one meant to be thrown away?
The weather reporter said to look in the north sky to watch the meatier shower. Do people really shower in meat?
Why do Belly-Dancers stick jewels in their belly-buttons??
Awesome, are you really selling Spanky?
I will trade in all my stocks and bonds, empty my piggy bank and sell my extra body parts like a kidney or something to have her. How much? Please let me know, I would even take a second mortgage out on my house.
Sparky- Don't you DARE sell Spanky!!! What, are you NUTS?? She is beautiful, fun loving, intelligent, insightful, courteous, wonderful, and not to mention...cute--I say we cut YOU out of the proverbial web-pie!! I say that you SHOULD loose her!! Let her find a good home with some one who appreciates her efforts and talents...I am forever shamed to be a fan of yours!
I would like to bid 4 of my best sheep, 3 of my best cows, and 2 hens, and my best gal, along with 8000,000,000,000 dollars just to have Spanky as my side partner.
Oh Sparky, I am so excited! YOU ARE TRYING TO SELL SPANKY!! If I bid the highest,
can I lock her in my basement? I have been waiting for this day for months! I know this means
that you REALLY want me instead of Spanky. I can not wait. I am so excited!!!
Dearest Sparky, In regards to selling Spanky. What do you think you're doing!? Don't you know, cheap help is hard to find. I'll bet you don't pay her either. You big cheap head. Yeah that's what you are, a big old CHEAPHEAD. There, I said it and now I'm calmer. I'd buy her. Thank You!
Sell Spanky!!! How could you? I can't believe you would even consider the idea! I am appalled! wwwvoice just would not be the same without her! I hope you give this more consideration before you actually just give her away!
I will never visit you again if you sell Spanky!
Why would you want to sell Spanky? Where would you be without her? I would buy her in a heart beat, she's so funny and that pink bow!! I really have a thing for onions with pink bows!!
I would like to submit my bid for spanky. I'll give ya Eleventy-Bagillion dollars, and a brand new roll of duct tape (grade A, Alabama Chrome) for her! But I'd rather not get the hand puppet as part of the deal...it scares me! Whatdaya think?
Why did Julia Roberts have two pair of sunglasses on in the "arbitration scene" in My Best Friends Wedding?
Why is a manhole cover round?