I did like you said and carved your url into my coffee table so as to remember it. But the coffee table is to far away from the computer so I am unable to read it. Any other suggestions on how I might remember your web address?
-Thanks Inviso Chick-
Take a picture of the coffee table, run to the one hour photo place, bring it home, scan it, print it out and tape it to your monitor.
-Spanky-

I just returned from Spanky's Homepage (and here I thought I had too much time on my hands!) My question is, how can you, Spanky, make hand shadows when you're just a floating head? I mean, I can understand. After all, I'm just a small, wild Brazilian monkey on a computer...
-simian-
I have some parts from a mannequin.
-Spanky-

Elf-like beings out my window? can you make them go away?
-anonymous-
OK, here's what you do. Get a giant box of Lucky Charms© and spread them all over your bed, open the window and invite them in. While they are distracted with the yummy snack, sneak into the bathroom and put on a gorilla costume. Leap out of the bathroom and they should all be dead... Did I mention to put rat poison in the Lucky Charms©?
-Spanky-

What is shaved ice? Did it have hair on it before it was shaved?
-anonymous-
If you prefer your ice a little hairy, you could always try a dab of Rogain© in your ice trays.
-Sparky-

Sparky/Spanky, With no legs, how do you keep your underwear from sliding all over the place?
-Life's a wedgie!-
We cut them out of contact paper and stick them on. Spanky's wearing the fake woodgrain one right now!
-Spanky-

If Jesus was Jewish, why'd he have a Mexican name?
-pete-
His dad had a sense of humor.
-Sparky-

sparky/spanky r u 2 in n e way related? like, brother and sister, cousins, or boyfriend and girlfriend??
-anonymous-
We happened to meet in a salad, and we were both dressed the same.
-Sparky-

What on earth are grapenuts?
-anonymous-
Grape testicles. Is this a trick question?
-Sparky-

If free will exists, and we do have a choice, then why do we say " i did this because..." doesn't this imply cause and effect and that we are forced to do things based on certain determinants?
-feeling very small-
Huh?
-Sparky-

If Spanky was a real person, what crime would you spank her for?
-anonymous-
Actually, Spanky prefers to be spanked when she's good.
-Sparky-

Maybe I'm stupid?, but you onion things have changed things around and I can't even find the rejected list. Why must there be change? I hate when things change!?
-anonymous-
Whoops! And I think I just changed this damn thing around again?
-Sparky-

Some of your answers stink, but I suppose you're going to blame that on the fact that you're an onion.
-anonymous-
We have no noses so we can't smell the answers, sorry.
-Sparky-

Have you grown tired of ear eating boxer questions yet?
-anonymous-
Unfortunately, this was the only one we got this week.
-Sparky-

Are you back yet? Are you back yet? Are you back yet? Are you back yet?
-anonymous-
No.
-Sparky-

How is it that our country continues to function, despite organizations like congress and the senate?
-Steve Davis - steved@rapidnet.com-
It's not really a problem. None of the senators or congressmen are ever there anyway.
-Spanky-