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Special 1997 4th Of July Edition
Why did Captain Kirk get all the women in Star Trek? Why were most of them bursting from their clothes and who gets turned on by green women?
As I recall in the series, every week a small group, Captain Kirk, Mr Spock, Bones, Chekov and Ensign Gonnagetkilled, would beam down to a nearby planet. At this point in the show some vixen would latch onto Kirk like a neighbor onto your new lawnmower. I can't be sure if it was because of his pointy sideburns, his tight fitting rayon T-shirt or just his natural charisma. Anyway, Ensign Gonnagetkilled would get killed, Spock would analyze something, Kirk would accidentally vaporize the babe, and Bones would say something like "Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor, not your backup sex-toy"
I love Poppin' Fresh, the Pillsbury Doughboy. However, I have come to the realization that he doesn't know I exist. What can I do to get my lumpy, uncooked, muffin lover to notice me?
What does chicken taste like?
Do you have a life besides answering these questions?
Sparky, What would happen if a Ford Pinto backed into the side of a GMC pickup truck (the kind with the unprotected side fuel tanks)?
Sometimes when I am in the back of the classroom making myself happy, the teacher will yell at me and other kids laugh. Is there anything I can do about this?
Why do the lame questions always get accepted?
Could this question please be rejected?
Oh right the "Big Butt Extravaganza" lasts *1* week. Do you feel ridiculous now? Oh, wait that's not my question. My question is 'Should I move to the Netherlands' ?
Spanky, I'm in a probability class, and I was wondering: What is the probability of my being struck down by a bus load of pygmies while riding a hippo on the way to a "Chuck E. Cheeses" in northern Idaho?
If you're Polish, and have a cat, does that make it a pole cat?
If people's names really did used to come from their occupations, (i.e. Fred Smith was a blacksmith) then what did John Hancock do for a living?
Where do you people come up with this funny stuff?
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