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1997 Big Butt
Welcome to this year's edition of the "Big Butt ExtravaganzaŽ" featuring butt related questions and sites from around the world!
The Dream (now a reality)
People say to me "Sparky" they say, cause that's my name, "Sparky, why a Big Butt Extravaganza?" to which I answer, It's a dream, just a wonderful dream I've had since the website first got started. Well, maybe not so much a dream as a vision. OK, maybe not a vision I just thought it might be kinda interesting. Perhaps interesting isn't really the right word... boy, I'll be glad when this whole "butt extravaganza thing" is over with.
Some Butty Websites
Interested in seeing some butts? Take a quick peek at Norm's butt and see why his site was voted one of Internet Underground's "11 Most Offensive Web Site Designs". As if that's not enough to satisfy anybody's wild butt craving, you can fill out this thrilling Butt Form and mail it to your favorite ex-boyfriend or girlfriend. Of course what "Big Butt Extravaganza" would be complete without including a link to the ever-wacky and slightly disgusting Butt Page?
Had enough? Hold on to your butts, there's more!
Why do some people have really jiggly butts? And why do they keep insisting on showing them off?
Recent psychological studies have defined this as the "Jiggly Showoff Butt Disorder" which if left untreated often turns into the "Pants Way Up Under the Armpits Syndrome." Although this may not sound all that bad it almost always progresses into "The Old Guy Driving Really Slow in Front of Me Virus", and eventually death.
Of what importance was the Cuneiform language in early Sumerian cultures? Oh wait... that's not butt related. Sorry.
Dear Spanky, How did music video producers create those enormous hills that way too closely resembled butts in the music video for "Baby Got Back" by Sir Mix-a-Lot?
Would you rather be in a cave full of snakes OR be in a bathtub full of snakes?
Spanky, Where in sam's hell IS sam's hell?
Dear Sparky, my girlfriend thinks that my butt is butt ugly...she wants my to wax all of the hair off of it??? do you think this is a strange request??? Imagine the pain!!!!! What can I do to avoid this!?!
Hello, and welcome to my butt-related question. Why do we make such a big deal about people's butts?
I think I'm in love with the Pillsbury Doughboy. Is that so wrong?
What would happen if you swallowed an Alkaseltzer tablet?
If I concentrated really hard, do you think it would be possible to move my butt-cheeks like stubby legs of flab and actually use them as new mode of transportation?
How does evolution occur? I mean, how do things know when to go "Ok, I think it's time to get smarter now, maybe we'll also develop an opposable thumb." I thought you might know.
Why do we have butts?
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