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Spanky, I just killed someone in an accident involving a staple gun, a yo yo, and a slinky. Where do I hide the body?
In the toy box, under the Mr. Potatohead, by the Legos, but not too near the pig. In case he squeals. But then again, just to be safe you might want to hide him close to the Johnny Cochran© doll.
Ya ever notice how a dog gets mad when you blow in his face..... but if you take him for a ride in the car, he sticks his damn head out the window??
Why are Sparky and Spanky so gosh darn sexy? And how can I get that style that all women are looking for?
Oi ! Is there any reason why I shouldn't cross the road ? Oh, forget it, whatever your answer is, I wouldn't understand it....
If all these people on these psychic 900 number networks are really psychic, why don't they call me? Also, why do they tell me about stuff that already happened, and not what's going to happen? And, Why do they ask if they're right? Finally, What percentage of the population is so degradingly stupid, or is it just the morons that make these commercials?
Stanky, What's the deal with those new bracelets that everyone is wearing? Some people say they are made of hemp, and they try to smoke the dang things. I just think they look kind of pretty, but I don't want some cop telling me that I'm carrying some sort of drug on me! So, just what are they made of?
Will you answer this question or not? if not, why not?
Sparky, Where is the Coconut Monkey from?
How come everything my grandmother bakes has big hunks of unmixed baking powder in it? I don't know anyone else who has this affliction....
If I run away from home where do you suggest I go??
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