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Responding to the cat\buttered toast question, I think I can answer it for all of us: If you think about it, cats instinctively land on all four feet, while buttered bread lands that way because there is more weight on the buttered side. So, knowing that, here is the answer! The cat would land on all four paws because the bread wouldn't mean anything at all! The cat wouldn't even be able to tell that the buttered bread was strapped to its back!
-A Rocket Scientist-
Dear Rocket Scientist, I believe you may be overlooking some obvious possibilities. Say for example it was a loaf of French bread with lots of butter, and an anorexic cat, this would tip the scales considerably: AC=8lbs FB=8.5lbs, Flip BANG! buttered side down. Or what if the bread was really stale or made of cement (like some of the finer polish ryes) and the cat had no legs, C-L=7.3lbs CB=175lbs, Flip BANG! buttered side down. Of course, I'm no rocket scientist.
When the Pope gets off the airplane he always kisses the ground. My question is in a country that he really likes does he french kiss the ground?
Dear Sparky, I have been pondering the question
that the universe is endless. First can this be
true? Second, if not, how does it end. Is there a
sign that says, STOP DO NOT GO BEYOND THIS POINT!
Third, if so, ain't GOD afraid of getting lost out
there. Please help me on this one sparkster!!!
Have you ever met a Muzac DJ??
How many flagella fit on the head of a pin?
If you have an x-ray made, the technician makes you be perfectly still. So, how can Superman use his vision on things in motion?
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