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If you stick a firecracker up a frogs bee-hind, and light it, and the frog blows up. What are the bits that fall to the ground called?
-Love, that weird chick that has been stalking you-
Dear weird chick that has been stalking me, Although blowing up our amphibious friends may seem like a great way to kill a Saturday afternoon, I really don't recommend it. The falling frog fritters have been know to attract snakes, and good luck getting a firecracker up one of their "bee-hinds."
Why do doctors call their jobs a "practice"? I would prefer it if they finished practicing before they work on me.
If a man dies halfway through signing his divorce papers is his "wife" considered a widow or half of one? (Couldn't find this in the law books.)
In the fairy tale "Rapunzel", the prince tells her to "let down her long hair" so that he can use her hair as a ladder to climb up the tower to save her. I was wondering, how could they get out of the tower if her hair is connected to her head? Also, wouldn't her neck break from the weight of the prince when he is climbing?
When you leave an unopened container of margarine in the trunk of your car for one month it never rots it stays just the same as when you put it in and if you leave a margarine tub without the protective seal and a package of frozen lima beans in the trunk of your car both rot. Would this happen without the lima beans?
If you had a life, what would you be doing?
Maybe I am being paranoid, but does it strike you as scary that the "p" at the beginning of the word psycho is so damned silent???
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