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What exactly is "Martinizing" and why does it take 24 hours?
Martinizing is an ancient Chinese ritual performed only at midnight. The chosen "Martinizer" takes a bowl of steaming flamingo soup, three golf balls and a lawnchair out to a nearby apple orchard accompanied by a virgin and the village idiot. He then proceeds to teach the idiot how to fold up the lawnchair, feeds the soup to the virgin, and juggles the three golfballs. All in all it's pretty obvious why this whole mess takes 24 hours.
If a trees falls in the forest and hits a Mime does anyone hear it?
Why do you have so many damn W's in your web URL? I can't count that high.
If you were born with 2 heads, could you sing a duet?
?dnim ruoy wolb ti dluow esrever ni uoy ot etorw I fI
Who's your favorite monkee? (as in hey, hey, we're the monkees!)
Why is the word "short" longer than the word "long"?
If things run on electricity, then what does electricity run on?
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