If a trees falls in the forest and hits a Mime does anyone hear it?
-Ronnie Weaver-
Although Mimes are notorious for not actually saying anything, if you listen closely you will hear a variation of that "getting out of the box" thing.
-Spanky-

Why don't sheep shrink in the rain?
-anonymous visitor-
They do, it's just that they shrink so badly they're usually mistaken for poodles.
-Spanky-

Why do you have so many damn W's in your web URL? I can't count that high.
-Bill Clinton-
Dear Mr. President, I have an older keyboard and while applying for the wwwVOice domain name my wwwwwwwww key got stuck.
-Sparky-

If you were born with 2 heads, could you sing a duet?
-GuessW-
I don't see why not, and the extra head will give you a handy place to store your hats!
-Sparky-

?dnim ruoy wolb ti dluow esrever ni uoy ot etorw I fI
-rotisiv suomynona-
Dear av, no it did not blow my mind, however I think maybe your keyboard or your fingers should be checked out by a qualified serviceman.
-Sparky-

Who's your favorite monkee? (as in hey, hey, we're the monkees!)
-anonymous visitor-
Gilligan.
-Sparky-
(Spanky didn't think Gilligan was a good answer)

Why is the word "short" longer than the word "long"?
-John jdr@mdc.net--
I believe it may have something to do with the number of letters each word contains, you may want to consult a local scholar.
-Sparky-

If things run on electricity, then what does electricity run on?
-anonymous visitor-
Although electricity may seem like some sort of magical spell, in actuality it's created in huge factories by panda bears on bicycles.
-Sparky-