Visitor Question Of The Week Archive:
#19 Welcome to wwwVOice's rather disturbing archive.... Enjoy!



Hey! my face. 3/17/97
Would you consider updating WWWVoice on a daily basis? I really enjoy this site and I think I might start planning my life around it.
-anonymous visitor-
Dear uh.. whoever you are, Unfortunately I have little free time, there's cat toys to wash, balloons to blow up, Velveeta & crab casseroles for the homeless, and of course raiding pet stores and letting all the feeder goldfish free. Hey! I think the Microsoft website is updated daily!
-Sparky-

What do they use to ship Styrofoam?
-anonymous visitor-
Bubblewrap.
-Sparky-

If the world ran out of SPAM, what would you eat?
-BEV-
Not to worry Bev, I have a "Ronco Spamomatic™" in the basement, and I'm not afraid to use it.
-Sparky-

Hey! my face. If you were in an elevator that was plunging to the ground and you jumped up in the air just at the moment it was due to hit, would you live?
-anonymous visitor-
If you read the safety instructions carefully you will notice that jumping around is not recommended as an emergency procedure, however, when in danger you should push all the buttons.
-SpaNky-

What made McDonald's think we wanted to grow up?
-anonymous visitor-
Yeah, sometimes when I type a "th" a "g" shows up too.
-Sparky-

I tried to start a chicken farm but all the chicks died. Do you think I planted them too deep?
-Farmer Green Jeans-
Oh you ruthless bastard!
-SpaNky-

Is it true that a person's head size is relative to the amount of time one spends on a computer? Should I see a doctor?
-anonymous visitor--
Frankly, I don't think a doctor is necessary, but it might be a good idea to move near a hat store.
-Sparky-

Do they call you sparky because you are a dog with no hind legs and a scrotum made of steel?
-anonymous visitor-
No.
-Sparky-




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