#19 Welcome to wwwVOice's rather disturbing archive.... Enjoy!
Would you consider updating WWWVoice on a daily basis? I really enjoy this site and I think I might start planning my life around it.
Dear uh.. whoever you are, Unfortunately I have little free time, there's cat toys to wash, balloons to blow up, Velveeta & crab casseroles for the homeless, and of course raiding pet stores and letting all the feeder goldfish free. Hey! I think the Microsoft website is updated daily!
What do they use to ship Styrofoam?
If the world ran out of SPAM, what would you eat?
If you were in an elevator that was plunging to the ground and you jumped up in the air just at the moment it was due to hit, would you live?
What made McDonald's think we wanted to grow up?
I tried to start a chicken farm but all the chicks died. Do you think I planted them too deep?
Is it true that a person's head size is relative to the amount of time one spends on a computer? Should I see a doctor?
Do they call you sparky because you are a dog with no hind legs and a scrotum made of steel?