Oops...How do you get cigarette ashes out of a keyboard?
-anonymous visitor-
Please refer to the above question.
-Sparky-

Is a tomato a fruit or a vegetable?
-пип-
Tomatoes are notorious for pretending to be a vegetable, and then when you least expect it, suddenly appearing in a parade in L.A..
-Sparky-

If you jumped into a pool of jello, could you swim to the top? (the jello is a normal jello-like viscosity, not like finger jello!)
-anonymous visitor-
No.
-Sparky-

Do you think Sam I Am would have been more or less successful if he asked people to eat 'frog legs and spam'?
-anonymous visitor-
It depends on whether the legs are from the Oregon red-legged frog, or from the common barking frog. The former being a well known North American delicacy, and the latter being used mostly in fairy tales.
-Sparky-

Why do they sterilize the needles for lethal Injections?
-meli-
I spoke to my good friend Dr. Kevorkian, and he believes it's simply to keep the price down on executioners malpractice insurance premiums.
-Sparky-

Um...Why do some dogs have black lips?
-anonymous visitor--
Licorice doggy treats.
-Sparky-

Why can't I say every site in "The Deep Question" sucks?
-anonymous visitor-
While creating this month's questions, it was decided that an "all of the above" choice should be left off because it would give voters an easy out. Besides, we ran out of buttons.
-SpaNky-