Who invented corduroy?
-meli-
This "fabric of the gods" was developed by none other than the "Roy Cord Corduroy and Train Whistle Corporation" Few are aware however, that it was accidentally created during a test of their legendary "Thigh Whistle"
-Sparky-

If you were traveling in an airplane going three times faster than the speed of sound and you blew a horn would it go off?
-anonymous visitor-
Airplanes don't have horns.
-Sparky-

You know when you're walking along the street, and you see a sock or a shoe or a glove on the 'sidewalk'...well, what's going on there ? Are people forgetting that they've just lost this item of clothing ?
-anonymous visitor-
And all this time I thought that the washer had eaten them. If found please mail these items to "Hewlett Packard, P.O. Box 15 Boise Idaho 83707"
-Sparky-

A bartender asks a frequent customer if he can pick up the tab. The customer says "nope, I can't get it off my keyboard" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH (I just made that up) AHAHAHAHAHAHAH
-anonymous visitor-
Who says joke creation is dangerous in the hands of amateurs.
-Sparky-

Hey Sparky, do I have to send in a question? and if not, is it gonna count against me later.
-signed: very concerned!-
Dear very concerned, No you don't have to send in a question but if you do, the form automatically sends a birthday greeting to Al Gore.
-Sparky-

Why was windoze 96 never released in the US?
-anonymous visitor--
Frankly, I wish Windows 95 had never been released in the US.
-Sparky-

How can I create a web page and get people to send me stupid questions so I can make fun of them?
-anonymous visitor-
It's very easy. First you have to get some server space like maybe at Geocities. Then you'll need some graphics and sounds and Java. Finally the last thing you'll need is a "superior attitude" You can find that Here
-SpaNky-