Visitor Question Of The Week Archive:
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Hey! my face. 2/23/97
You know how so many people are really concerned about dolphins being killed by tuna fishers? Well, how come no one gives a rat's butt about the TUNA? Cause they aren't cute?
-anonymous visitor-
Actually no, it's a little known fact that tuna's are notorious for taunting fishermen by saying nasty things like "Hey you, yeah, you on the boat. Nice rainslicker." Of course, it's probably mostly because dolphins taste like monkey poop.
-Sparky-

Why can't we make up a secret language so we could talk about babes without them knowing. Like.. all words - the T. Nice zizs.
-me-
Hey me, hanks for he quesion, I hink i's a errific Idea, anyhing o ry and rick hem.
-Sparky-

If everything (including air) is made up of tiny atoms and molecules, what is in between the atoms?
-anonymous visitor-
Corn Flakes.
-Sparky-

Why is it that everytime someone has food that tastes unbelievably rank, they want you to experience the next bite?!? When the food is exceptional they hoard it for themselves?! EXPLAIN!!
-anonymous visitor-
Rank food sharing, or R.F.S. as we like to call it is an old English tradition that has been handed down countless generations. Recipients of the selected morsels were expected to devour the entire sample and then say something like "Gee, this sure is rank" or words to that effect.
-Sparky-

If your contact lens fell out in the ocean, would you have slimmer of a chance of finding it?
-contact lens wearer-
After a quick calculation on the old abacus I've determined that your chances of finding it under normal circumstances would be about 30 to 1 and finding it if dropped in the ocean would be about 5 billion to one. However your chances would be improved if you had access to a sonar device
-Spanky-

Why am I always the last one to find out?
-anonymous visitor-
Because you neglected to tell somebody else.
-Spanky-
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