#16 Welcome to wwwVOice's rather disturbing archive.... Enjoy!
You know how so many people are really concerned about dolphins being killed by tuna fishers? Well, how come no one gives a rat's butt about the TUNA? Cause they aren't cute?
Actually no, it's a little known fact that tuna's are notorious for taunting fishermen by saying nasty things like "Hey you, yeah, you on the boat. Nice rainslicker." Of course, it's probably mostly because dolphins taste like monkey poop.
Why can't we make up a secret language so we could talk about babes without them knowing. Like.. all words - the T. Nice zizs.
If everything (including air) is made up of tiny atoms and molecules, what is in between the atoms?
Why is it that everytime someone has food that tastes unbelievably rank, they want you to experience the next bite?!? When the food is exceptional they hoard it for themselves?! EXPLAIN!!
If your contact lens fell out in the ocean, would you have slimmer of a chance of finding it?
Why am I always the last one to find out?