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There was a little clairvoyant boy who would pray every night. One night his father overheard him saying "bless mommy, daddy, gramma, bye grandpa". the next day the grandpa got hit by a car and died. a few weeks later the father heard his son again saying "bless mommy, daddy, bye gramma". The next day the gramma was run over by an 18-wheeler. 1 week later, the father heard his son again "bless mommy, bye daddy". The father was scared so he was very careful the next day. when he got home,who had died?
A) Another Father
C) The Mailman
I've heard this stupid joke a million times but I'll be darned if I can remember which one's the punchline.
If I had my hands around Bill Gates' neck and you had a feather in your butt, would we both be tickled?
Why is it that everyone's house smells weird except your own?
If a person with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, can it be considered a hostage situation?
Why do you keep crediting so many questions to me?? Sincerely, anonymous visitor
Why is it that the army always paints Nuclear Bombs?
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