Visitor Question Of The Week Archive:
#14 Welcome to wwwVOice's rather disturbing archive.... Enjoy!



Hey! my face. 2/10/97
If the little black box on the plane is so indestructible, why don't they make the plane out of the same thing??
-Meli-
The space age material that black boxes are made of is so rare and tough that it's only used on potato chip bags and candy bar wrappers. Actually, the only logical thing to make planes out of is feathers.
-Sparky-

What would the world be like if we had a horizontal butt crack?
-anonymous visitor-
Toilet paper would unroll sideways.
-Sparky-

What would the world be like if we had diagonal butt cracks?
-anonymous visitor-
You'd probably have to size your pants like a TV screen.
-Sparky-

What would the world be like if we had no butt crack?
-anonymous visitor-
Enough with the butt cracks already!
-Sparky-

Why is the web dominated by damn Americans?
-anonymous visitor-
Bone jore, and thank you for das einen question mine hair. Einen damnski Americans were here shnell, Ya?
-Sparky-

If a Cyclops lost his contact lens, would he have as hard a time finding it as a human would if they lost their lens?
-Karen Wormjelly-
No problem, he'd just put on his glass and look for it.
-Sparky-

What happens if you get scared half to death,.............twice?
-(Steven Wright)-
Uh... let's see, seven squared, times the population of China, carry the one... Holy cow, you'd be dead. Could somebody please send me another half ass question.
-Spanky-





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