Visitor Question Of The Week Archive:
#13 They're a bit dusty in this part of the archive, so bring some kleenex.



Hey! my face. 2/3/97
If peanut butter cookies are made from peanut butter, then what are Girls Scout cookies made out of?
-Alec-
Hmmm... let's see... enriched wheat flour, soy lecithin, sugar and OH MY GOD!
-Sparky-

If con is the opposite of pro, does that mean that CONgress is the opposite of PROgress?
-anonymous visitor-
No comment.(there's a tap on my website)
-Sparky-

What kind of person answers "yes" to the question: "Are you a pathological liar?"
-anonymous visitor-
I asked my dad, Gabe Kaplan about this while we were cruising around in my new Alfa Romeo and he said that my girlfriend, Meg Ryan, probably would.
-Spanky-

What do French restaurants do with all those frogs arms?
-Anon!-
Have you noticed that the Eiffel Tower is getting just a little taller every week.
-Spanky-

20 Bucks says you can't come up with somethin funny to say about this sentence: "Lassie uses mental telepathy and plans to rule the world."
-anonymous visitor-
Must buy doggy treats, must buy doggy treats, must buy them now....... Where's my 20 bucks?
-Sparky-

If you write a book about "How to fail" and it doesn't sell well, is it a success?
-Jadie-
Only if it get's turned into a made for TV movie.
-Sparky-

Every Atom affects every other atom in the Universe. If I punched Sparky in the nose would people on Alpha Centauri (if there are people on Alpha Centauri) feel it? And, would they laugh?
-anonymous visitor-
HA! I don't have a nose.
-Sparky-





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