#13 They're a bit dusty in this part of the archive, so bring some kleenex.
If peanut butter cookies are made from peanut butter, then what are Girls Scout cookies made out of?
Hmmm... let's see... enriched wheat flour, soy lecithin, sugar and OH MY GOD!
If con is the opposite of pro, does that mean that CONgress is the opposite of PROgress?
What kind of person answers "yes" to the question: "Are you a pathological liar?"
What do French restaurants do with all those frogs arms?
20 Bucks says you can't come up with somethin funny to say about this sentence: "Lassie uses mental telepathy and plans to rule the world."
If you write a book about "How to fail" and it doesn't sell well, is it a success?
Every Atom affects every other atom in the Universe. If I punched Sparky in the nose would people on Alpha Centauri (if there are people on Alpha Centauri) feel it? And, would they laugh?
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