If you throw a cat out a car window does it become kitty litter?
-anonymous visitor-
No, but the cat does make a loud hissing noise. You know, answering these questions each week here at the wwwVOice website requires a lot of research and experimentation. It's a thankless job but somebody has to do it.
-Spanky-

Why do kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
-anonymous visitor-
See the question above and I'll get back to you sometime next week.
-Sparky-

What does jumbo shrimp mean?
-anonymous visitor-
It means you're going to have to ask for extra cocktail sauce.
-Sparky-

When you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?
-anonymous visitor-
It remains a light blue, however it does let go of it's flowers.
-Spanky-

Which goes better with computer chips, salsa or onion dip?
-Burgandy@themall.net-
I prefer them with some fava beans and a nice chianti.
-Hannibal-

Why does a grapefruit look nothing like a grape?
-anonymous visitor-
This is easily fixed with a 400 ton press and a couple of baggies.
-Sparky-