If you have gas and let a balloon full of helium up your butt, would you have really high pitched farts?
-Jadie-
Been there, done that.
-Sparky-

Do you think there will ever be a woman president?
-anonymous visitor-
In my opinion I believe that the United States is long overdue for, if not a woman, then at least a human being holding a position of responsibility at our nation's capital.
-Spanky-

If I were walking along in the forest by myself and a tree were to fall on me and no one was around to see it.. Would I scream?
-anonymous visitor-
If I get one more tree-falling, no-one-there questions, I'm gonna scream.
-Sparky-

Being a stranger in a strange land. My question is: Are you, Spanky, considered normal?
-anonymous visitor-
Yes, ...wait, no. What was the question again?
-Spanky-

If heat rises, why don't we just live on the ceiling in the wintertime?
-anonymous visitor-
Jeez, not another Velcro salesman.
-Sparky-

Why aren't there any gay people in the Star Trek future?
-anonymous visitor-
They all looked pretty happy to me.
-Sparky-