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Hey! my face. 1/12/97
Dear Parade Magazine, Is the rumor that they're shooting Hudson Hawk 3 true, with Emmanuel Lewis and Bruce Willis starring alongside Loni Anderson and Andy Rooney? I thought Hudson Hawk 2 was the greatest!
-X.M. Skull River Indiana-
Unfortunately, I accidentally burned my copy of Hudson Hawk 2 (staring Macaulay Culkin and Don Knotts) but am anxiously awaiting for HH3 so I can go on a shooting spree at the local Planet Hollywood.
-Spanky-

Are Hostess™ products really food?
-anonymous visitor-
Strictly speaking, yes, however, if nutritional value concerns you, "Little Debbies" snacks are only 65% motor oil.
-Sparky-

Howdy Sparky, Ima tryn to go inta binness an open a boneless chicken farm. Can ya pleze tell me wore I mignt fine some boneless breeder chickens?
-Plucky-
You could try your local pet store, although a mated boneless breeder pair can run as high as fifty thousand dollars. To save some cash I recommend buying a jellyfish, a regular chicken and some Frank Sinatra records.
-Sparky-

Why can't i just have normal size boobs?
-anonymous visitor-
You know, you can include pictures with your poll submission.
-Spanky-

There are 24 hours in a day and 24 beers in a case. Is this a coincidence?
-LMS-
Not really, hey, where can I get a 365 pack of condoms.
-Sparky-

So instead of complaining, why doesn't Netscape give it away like Microsoft? What do they want to do, make money?
-anonymous visitor-
Gosh, those Microsoft guys are just too nice. Maybe they could include a copy of Windows97 in each box of Frosted Flakes or something.
-Spanky-

What does this button labeled "POWER" on my c
-anonymous visitor-
I'm not sure, but I've got one t

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