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Hey! my face. 1/5/97
If vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?
-I'm schizophrenic and so am I-
There has been a lot of controversy about this. We have however checked with the Johnson & Johnson corporation and they have assured us that all their child care products are made from baby carrots or baby dills or those little ears of corn at parties.
-Sparky-

If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too?
-anonymous visitor-
I believe that it all depends on what has been stipulated in their respective contracts.
-Sparky-

What's 20 times 5,842, in binary?
-anonymous visitor-
One.
-Sparky-

Who invented the wedgie?
-anonymous visitor-
Although Albert Wedgie is usually credited with the invention of this all important sport, it was actually invented by none other than a group of Chinese philosophers in the 12 century. Mostly because there were no televisions at that point in history and fireworks were getting a little stale.
-Sparky-

If you slam Bill Gates' face on a flatbed scanner what would the resulting picture look like?
-anonymous visitor-
I would guess it would look pretty funny, however this is a dangerous thing to do and I don't recommend it, at least not without Bill present.
-Spanky-

What is the circumference of the third moon of the planet Jupiter?
-anonymous visitor-
This is such a coincidence, I just measured it yesterday. 126,023.5 inches.
-Sparky-

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