How close does a fly get to the ceiling before it flips over to land?
-anonymous visitor-
Pretty darn close.
-Sparky-

What would YOU like to see Bill Gates wearing this season?
-anonymous visitor-
An iron maiden, then he be really stylin'
-Sparky-

Is it closer to Dallas, or by bus?
-anonymous visitor-
It depends on how far away the Tasty Freeze is.
-Sparky-

Do you believe that microsuck (microsoft) is going too far by making some sites viewable only if you're an msn (Microsoft Network) member?
-anonymous visitor-
Do you mean this thing? Heck, I thought it was something I did.
-Spanky-

Birds fly in flocks,but what about that occasional one bird who is all alone sitting in a tree. Did he get lost or maybe run away from home?
-Spoogy-
This would we be a rebel bird. You'll want to be very careful, have you ever seen that Alfred Hitchcock movie?
-Sparky-