If the universe is expanding, just what is it expanding into?
-anonymous visitor-
My garage, you should see the mess in there
-Sparky-

Is the world's average IQ decreasing because the stupid people don't know about birth control and have more stupid kids, or is it because the human race is mutating and in 100 years we'll all be drooling on ourselves and watching "Beavis and Butthead" reruns? Oh, wait, there wouldn't be any people qualified to run the TV stations. Maybe dogs would take over. What do you think?
-anonymous visitor-
Yup, Yup, I think you just proved it.
-Sparky-

Why do they say that a computer engineer needs three hands to accomplish his job?
-anonymous visitor-
Because it's true, one for the keyboard, one for the mouse and one to spill hot coffee all over themselves.
-Sparky-

If you get a shrink wrapped cow in the mail, what do you do?
-anonymous visitor-
OK, I got one of these once, the trick is not to panic. First you'll need to get a lot of barbecue sauce, then gently unwrap the cow with tweezers, put the cow in the microwave, turn it up to full blast, then run like hell.
-Spanky-

If a tree fell in the forest and no one heard it fall Would the sum of the sides from an isosceles triangle enhance the veiwability of certain publications on the WWW?
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Hold on, I'll go get a slide rule.
-Sparky-