#6 Welcome to wwwVOice's rather disturbing archive.... Enjoy!
Hey, Sparky I pushed that button on my computer that said TURBO and got a !@#@# ticket for speeding on the information super highway. Should I pay it?
Breaking the laws on the information superhighway, or the "IS" as we like to call it, can result in serious consequences. I knew one guy that got his browser booted (or perhaps it was his computer booted, ahh who remembers these things) anywho, I suggest you either pay-up or maybe just get another ISP. And remember, the laws are there for your own protection!
What is the difference between an elephant?
If you throw Holy Water in a wound, we are now told, it may get infected... If you threw Holy Water directly at Bill Gates, what would happen?
Have you sacrificed your vegetables today?
Who do you think I am...?
Why do old men always wear their pants up to their armpits?
The Fabulous Archive Index!