Please define the words infinite, god, internet and beer.
-anonymous visitor-
Well, if I had an infinite amount of beer, I would thank god. Hey, what's this Internet thing everyone keeps talking about anyway?
-Sparky-

Exactly how many seeds are there in a tomato?
-anonymous visitor-
Five.
-Sparky-

Why should I send you a question?
-Otis Spookmeyer-
Well it's like this Mr. Spookmeyer, if you weren't shredding around the web answering stupid questions, you would probably be wasting your life watching reruns of Gilligan's Island on Nickelodeon, or playing Monopoly with some dopey relatives.
-Spanky-

Why is nobody harping at their congresspersons & senators to get congress to rescind State Department Publication 7277, which is a plan titled "Program For General and Complete Disarmament in a Peaceful World". This is dated 1961, and is a plan signed by President John F. Kennedy. It has never been rescinded or changed in all this time. It calls for all nations to disarm so NO NATION (INCLUDING THE U.S.A.) will have enough military force to defeat other nations - the "Policeman for the World" is to be "a United Nations Peacekeeping Force" made up of military personnel WHOSE ALLIEGANCE WILL BE SWORN TO THE U.N. - AND NONE TO THEIR COUNTRY OF ORIGIN! (Does this not sound like "A New World Order" in the making?
-anonymous visitor-
Uhh, I've been really busy.
-Sparky-