Visitor Question Of The Week Archive:
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Hey! my face. 11/24/96
Would Sparky the onion dude taste better cooked with collard greens and pork or with basil and olive oil?
-anonymous visitor-
I would probably taste good any way you decided to cook me. Hey anonymous, eat me.
-Sparky-

Why is abbreviation such a long word?
-Marianne, Bradford, MA-
I'll keep this short. I have no idea.
-Sparky-

Defien the univers. Give twooo ecksamplees.
-anonymous visitor-
Beer and Pizza.
-Spanky-

What do InternetTV, FAX machines, Quarterdeck, recently decapitated chickens, and new buggy-whip technology all have in common?
-anonymous visitor-
They're all mentioned in your question.
-Sparky-

Did you get dropped on your head as a child?
-anonymous visitor-
Actually, yes, however the real root of all my problems was that I heard a Richard Pryor album while I was still in grade school.
-Sparky-




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