Why does the porridge bird lay it's eggs in the air?
-A Seeker, born every minute-
I think it's called natural childbirth, or something like that. Hey, can those things be trained to fly over a frying pan?
-Sparky-

Question : What is the definition of mathematics? Answer: a blind man thinks there is a black cat in a dark room, in-fact there's no black cat.
-anonymous visitor-
I don't get it. Does this have something to do with that round room, pee in a corner joke?
-Sparky-

Why, in God's name, why?
-anonymous visitor-
I don't know, why not.
-Sparky-

Why is it not ok to talk to yourself, but it is ok to talk to people who are not listening?
-anonymous visitor-
Mainly because people who aren't listening, enjoy ignoring you.
-Sparky-

11/11/96
It's very important that I protect my identity, since my employer monitors all of my e-mail. Are you sure this is anonymous?
-Scott Butner sbutner@silverlink.net-
Oh, absolutely 100% anonymous Scott.
-Sparky-

Why did Leonard Cohen recently become ordained a zen Buddhist monk?
-anonymous visitor-
Well as I understand it, Len became a monk because he liked the spiffy getups they wear. Hey, who the hell are we talking about here anyway?
-Sparky-

What did tornadoes sound like before freight trains existed?
-anonymous visitor-
It's a little known fact that freight trains are actually the most common cause of tornadoes.
-Sparky-

If reality is determined by our existence within the physical world, and this world exists outside of (or in spite of) our own consciousness, then is our awareness of this existence real, or do we just imagine that we exist in this reality, but actually exist outside of this reality in our own sub- conscious world???
--Angelpooh-0;}-
Basically I can't answer this right now seeing as I'm in my own little world. Thanks for the question, even though I know you're all robots anyway.
-Spanky-

There are three words in the English language that end with the letters GRY, what are the three words?
-anonymous visitor-
Angry, Hungry and Frankfurter.
-Sparky-