#3 Welcome to wwwVOice's rather disturbing archive.... Enjoy!
Why are you called Sparky? Is it because you have a light bulb screwed in your butt?
Why does the porridge bird lay it's eggs in the air?
Question : What is the definition of mathematics?
Answer: a blind man thinks there is a black cat in
a dark room, in-fact there's no black cat.
Why, in God's name, why?
Why is it not ok to talk to yourself, but it is ok to talk to people who are not listening?
Why did Leonard Cohen recently become ordained a zen Buddhist monk?
What did tornadoes sound like before freight trains existed?
If reality is determined by our existence within
the physical world, and this world exists outside
of (or in spite of) our own consciousness, then is
our awareness of this existence real, or do we just
imagine that we exist in this reality, but actually
exist outside of this reality in our own sub-
There are three words in the English language that end with the letters GRY, what are the three words?