SECTION ONE - BACKGROUND
GALLERY
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SOLD |
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Goldfish from the Bud Uglly Site Of The
DayHe hasn't been fed for over 2 years, and the odor is no
longer intolerable. |
Baked Apple Pie from the I.Q. Test
Plenty of chemicals
have kept this thing as fresh as a new
one. |
NORMAL SIZED JAVA
BALLS
We
were kinda surprised to find all these normal sized Java Balls
hiding behind the Big Java
Ball, but on further inspection we found out that these were
only slightly irregular. 38 available. Two are broken. One
flat.
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Original Scooter
from
The Scooter Ride Thru
Hell
One of a kind. paint
peeling off in front. New tires.
Blood stains near front
panel. |
10 free
weeks!
Complete with tanning oil & gauze
pads.
Pain killers not
included. | |
 FREE
INSTALLATION!
This month watch "Ed Vermin's Hot Dog Contest",
Original movies like "Blown Spleen", "A Hike To The Dentist",
and "No Craig! No!" as well as the usual rehash of banal crap.
Order
today! | |
STIFFY THE
STATUE
Held up much better than the goldfish
did.
142lb. |
AWARDS
(could be as collectible as old
toenails)
Cool Banana
Award |
Some Circular
Award |
This one's really
old |
TOO MANY FACELESS ONIONHEADS!
FREE FOR EVERY BIDDER! TAKE
THEM PLEASE!
THE
1999 WEBPUTER Uranus Teenysystems could have
never predicted that their main competition, Alvin Corporation, had
their own plans to release "The Pee See Johnny", a combination
portable toilet / wireless internet-ready computer. The public went
for it, leaving the Webputer lost in the aftermath. Maybe it was the
gender-specific attachments that attracted them. Or maybe it was the
"flush while uploading" interface. No matter, Uranus folded the next
year. Buy one, get one
free.. |
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The Original Form from
wwwVOice
Yes, this is the actual
form that Bud Uglly created for wwwVOice. Notice the large roomy
space to put text into, and how KEWL the buttons were. This is a
must for anyone crazy enough to actually want to collect this stuff.
Sheesh, what's wrong with these people? Stealing other people's
copywrited stuff and... oops. Shouldn't have said
that... |
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The 1998
Badi Dea
Wombat
Yes, do not pass up this chance to own your very own, very
rare, one of a kind car from the legendery Badi Dea Motor
Corporation. This gem has won Motor Trend's prestigious "Car of the
Day" award, and the available bumper transforms into a spare tire,
thus freeing up four cubic feet of valuable cargo space. With only
28,000 miles, The 1999 Wombat is much more than just a car. It's an
idea ahead of it's time.
Priceless.
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BID TODAY!
VISIT THE BUD UGLLY
FOUNDATION
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Ad
Cheap Web Space Here!
©2000 wackyadvice.com
Bud Uglly created by Erich
Vokral
THIS WEEK - AESOP - ARCHIVES - BUD UGLLY
©1998-2002 WackyAdvice.com, a division
of Snackwurst Food Product Corporation
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Recently, We recieved a rather disturbing phone call from an
anonymous person (probably Mr. Lardlumps) who told us that we needed to
make some room in our web space for a top secret classified governmental
project otherwise known as "Project Belly Button Lint." We don't want to
be liberals or nothing, so we decided to go thru the creepy Bud Uglly
Foundation & see what type of crap we could get rid of. Remember to
make a fair bid on this stuff or the caller will find us & play us a
tune on his violin, whatever that
means.
