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Recently, We recieved a rather disturbing phone call from an anonymous person (probably Mr. Lardlumps) who told us that we needed to make some room in our web space for a top secret classified governmental project otherwise known as "Project Belly Button Lint." We don't want to be liberals or nothing, so we decided to go thru the creepy Bud Uglly Foundation & see what type of crap we could get rid of. Remember to make a fair bid on this stuff or the caller will find us & play us a tune on his violin, whatever that means.

 

WARNING
You MUST download the current version of Alvin's Internot Exploder to bid!
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SECTION ONE - BACKGROUND GALLERY

new2.gif - 1997

bud109.jpg - 1998

bud113.jpg - 1996

bud111.jpg - 1997

bud107.gif - 1996

ripple2.gif - 1998

bud65.jpg - 1997

bud103.jpg - 1997

blurock.gif - 1997

bud25.gif - 1996

molten.jpg - 1997

bud104.jpg - 1998

stolen.jpg - 1998

budvan.jpg - 1997

bud112.jpg - 1998
SOLD

 
 
Goldfish from the Bud Uglly Site Of The Day
He hasn't been fed for over 2 years, and the odor is no longer intolerable.
Baked Apple Pie from the I.Q. Test
Plenty of chemicals have kept this thing as fresh as a new one.

 
 

NORMAL SIZED JAVA BALLS
We were kinda surprised to find all these normal sized Java Balls hiding behind the Big Java Ball, but on further inspection we found out that these were only slightly irregular. 38 available. Two are broken. One flat.

 
 
BROKEN LINKS
Guaranteed not to work.

http://www.bralsenfaff.org/
http://www.igotshotinthetesticle.com/
http://wackyadvice.commie/
 

BLINKING TEXT
Most of them blink, we think it might be a javascript error.

HI!!
Look at me! I'm BLINKiNG!
Dude, your website is sooo nasty.
Stay away from my daughter or I'll KILL ya.


 
 

Original Scooter
from
The Scooter Ride Thru Hell

One of a kind. paint peeling off in front. New tires. 
Blood stains near front panel.


 
 

10 free weeks! 
Complete with tanning oil & gauze pads.
Pain killers not included.
FREE INSTALLATION!
This month watch "Ed Vermin's Hot Dog Contest", Original movies like "Blown Spleen", "A Hike To The Dentist", and "No Craig! No!" as well as the usual rehash of banal crap. Order today!

 
 

STIFFY THE STATUE
Held up much better than the goldfish did.
142lb.

 

 AWARDS
(could be as collectible as old toenails)


Cool Banana Award

Some Circular Award

This one's really old

 

TOO MANY FACELESS ONIONHEADS!
FREE FOR EVERY BIDDER! TAKE THEM PLEASE!








 



 
 
 

THE  1999 WEBPUTER
Uranus Teenysystems could have never predicted that their main competition, Alvin Corporation, had their own plans to release "The Pee See Johnny", a combination portable toilet / wireless internet-ready computer. The public went for it, leaving the Webputer lost in the aftermath. Maybe it was the gender-specific attachments that attracted them. Or maybe it was the "flush while uploading" interface. No matter, Uranus folded the next year. Buy one, get one free.. 

 



 
 
 

The Original Form from wwwVOice

Yes, this is the actual form that Bud Uglly created for wwwVOice. Notice the large roomy space to put text into, and how KEWL the buttons were. This is a must for anyone crazy enough to actually want to collect this stuff. Sheesh, what's wrong with these people? Stealing other people's copywrited stuff and... oops. Shouldn't have said that...


 
 
The 1998 Badi Dea Wombat


Yes, do not pass up this chance to own your very own, very rare, one of a kind car from the legendery Badi Dea Motor Corporation. This gem has won Motor Trend's prestigious "Car of the Day" award, and the available bumper transforms into a spare tire, thus freeing up four cubic feet of valuable cargo space. With only 28,000 miles, The 1999 Wombat is much more than just a car. It's an idea ahead of it's time. Priceless.


 

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