Bud Uglly Office Safety Chart

OFFICE SAFETY CHART
(Print Out, Courtesy of Bud Uglly Webpage Design Studios)

USING SUPER GLUE: Be careful.

USING THE PAPER CUTTER: Be careful.

WHILE ADJUSTING YOUR CHAIR: Be careful.

STAPELING: Be careful.

TIP: Cellular phones can cause brain damage so be sure to hold them far away from your head of or were a lead helmet.
TIP: Always were protective goggles when using the staple remover.
TIP: Avoid placing your face on the Xerox machine.
TIP: Asprins are not candy.
TIP: To help avoid paper cuts please be sure to use dull paper.

IMPORTANT: Remove all neckwear before faxing.

REMEMBER: If you are not sure whether or not something might be unsafe... just stand there.