USING SUPER GLUE: Be careful.|
USING THE PAPER CUTTER: Be careful.
WHILE ADJUSTING YOUR CHAIR: Be careful.
STAPELING: Be careful.
TIP: Cellular phones can cause brain damage so be sure to hold them far away from your head of or were a lead helmet.
TIP: Always were protective goggles when using the staple remover.
TIP: Avoid placing your face on the Xerox machine.
TIP: Asprins are not candy.
TIP: To help avoid paper cuts please be sure to use dull paper.
IMPORTANT: Remove all neckwear before faxing.
REMEMBER: If you are not sure whether or not something might be unsafe... just stand there.